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24th July 2006, 07:40 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,
we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
- stuck right in the middle of the cow's (_*_)..."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that...".:D:D:D:D
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,
we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them
and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail,
and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it
- stuck right in the middle of the cow's (_*_)..."
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that...".:D:D:D:D