Burple
19th July 2006, 06:20 PM
Panic gripped the streets of Aberdeen this morning when patches of sky took
on an unusual blue colour and a ball of fire appeared above the city.
The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun', and commonly found in Mediterranean
countries such as Greece and England, unleashed a terrifying heat and
brightness upon the city, causing many ordinary Aberdonians to tear off
their hats and scarves in mid July.
While most of the motorists were able to turn their headlights and wipers
fully off, some feared that they would be scalded or blinded by 'The Sun's'
intense radiation of heat and light.
Jack McConnell, speaking from a Sun-proof bunker lying deep under Aberdeen's
King St. urged people to be calm and return to work as normal, stating:
"We've seen this sort of thing before, it happened once In 1945 and we put
it down to the war".
Fearing it could lead to a break out of cheerful, happy smiling he said
"Don't worry it will never last, it can't.
Our natural Siberian climate with its force 9's, ferocious chill factor and
horizontal rain will soon put paid to these shenanigans.
Aberdeen will soon be freed from this terrifying situation and we can all
return to our natural drab, downbeat selves complaining all the time and
being suspicious about everything."
No sooner had the apparition occurred, than a large, dark ominous cloud
moved in from Ellon, covering the city and efficiently blocking out the
horrible, dangerous sun.
The familiar horizontal driving rain made a welcome return and once again
the cafes along the sea front reinstated their usual metal shutters to
protect themselves from the pounding they take as the sea crashes down on
top of them in summer.
However, it still wasn't as cold, drab or depressing as Fraserburgh.
:p:p:D:D
on an unusual blue colour and a ball of fire appeared above the city.
The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun', and commonly found in Mediterranean
countries such as Greece and England, unleashed a terrifying heat and
brightness upon the city, causing many ordinary Aberdonians to tear off
their hats and scarves in mid July.
While most of the motorists were able to turn their headlights and wipers
fully off, some feared that they would be scalded or blinded by 'The Sun's'
intense radiation of heat and light.
Jack McConnell, speaking from a Sun-proof bunker lying deep under Aberdeen's
King St. urged people to be calm and return to work as normal, stating:
"We've seen this sort of thing before, it happened once In 1945 and we put
it down to the war".
Fearing it could lead to a break out of cheerful, happy smiling he said
"Don't worry it will never last, it can't.
Our natural Siberian climate with its force 9's, ferocious chill factor and
horizontal rain will soon put paid to these shenanigans.
Aberdeen will soon be freed from this terrifying situation and we can all
return to our natural drab, downbeat selves complaining all the time and
being suspicious about everything."
No sooner had the apparition occurred, than a large, dark ominous cloud
moved in from Ellon, covering the city and efficiently blocking out the
horrible, dangerous sun.
The familiar horizontal driving rain made a welcome return and once again
the cafes along the sea front reinstated their usual metal shutters to
protect themselves from the pounding they take as the sea crashes down on
top of them in summer.
However, it still wasn't as cold, drab or depressing as Fraserburgh.
:p:p:D:D