View Full Version : Never ending MINI story - revived!
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 02:58 AM
Time to bring this out of retirement.:D
Remember the rule is that you can only post THREE words at a time, adding to the story. And you can't post to it again, until someone else has posted after you. Each time you post, copy the previous entire post, removing the [quote] stuff, so it stays fresh.:approve:
AndyP.
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 02:59 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
Smitty
18th July 2006, 05:36 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag
stoney
18th July 2006, 05:50 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off
Smitty
18th July 2006, 05:54 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 06:03 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet
monkimagic
18th July 2006, 06:15 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves
euan
18th July 2006, 06:28 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 06:30 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not
Neil and Lorna
18th July 2006, 07:32 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 08:03 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.
stoney
18th July 2006, 04:28 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to
Gismo
18th July 2006, 04:32 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 04:42 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager
stoney
18th July 2006, 04:53 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager where is the
Burple
18th July 2006, 05:59 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'?
Smitty
18th July 2006, 08:59 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied
Clare1
18th July 2006, 09:56 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy
stoney
18th July 2006, 10:36 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in
AndyP & Lenore
18th July 2006, 10:39 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back
stoney
18th July 2006, 11:03 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari
AndyP & Lenore
19th July 2006, 12:22 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked
Mon the fish
19th July 2006, 01:25 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor
stoney
19th July 2006, 01:28 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way
Sweeney
19th July 2006, 01:31 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
Sheilz
19th July 2006, 06:41 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat
Neil and Lorna
19th July 2006, 05:37 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody
stoney
20th July 2006, 12:51 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 01:10 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis
Sweeney
20th July 2006, 01:12 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen
AndyP & Lenore
20th July 2006, 01:27 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 02:50 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only
Mon the fish
20th July 2006, 03:49 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see
stoney
20th July 2006, 03:55 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really
AndyP & Lenore
20th July 2006, 04:08 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in
stoney
20th July 2006, 05:44 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 06:26 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue
stoney
20th July 2006, 06:31 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini.What where
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 05:31 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to
AndyP & Lenore
20th July 2006, 06:12 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 06:19 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in
euan
20th July 2006, 06:40 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 08:52 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies
euan
20th July 2006, 09:15 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula
Neil and Lorna
20th July 2006, 09:28 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of
stoney
21st July 2006, 01:20 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big
Neil and Lorna
21st July 2006, 05:55 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and
AndyP & Lenore
21st July 2006, 06:08 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even
Neil and Lorna
21st July 2006, 06:10 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on
AndyP & Lenore
21st July 2006, 06:55 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little
stoney
21st July 2006, 07:58 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman
big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey
AndyP & Lenore
14th February 2007, 06:07 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue
Scottie
14th February 2007, 06:22 AM
[quote]Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans
AndyP & Lenore
14th February 2007, 06:27 AM
OI! Three words max!:eek:
Scottie
14th February 2007, 06:29 AM
quote:Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore
OI! Three words max!:eek:
sorry sorry sorry:kiss:
Neil and Lorna
14th February 2007, 06:37 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like
Mark R
14th February 2007, 08:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore
OI! Three words max!:eek:
That was four:p
AndyP & Lenore
14th February 2007, 08:23 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on
Neil and Lorna
14th February 2007, 08:36 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet
AndyP & Lenore
14th February 2007, 08:37 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a
PACMAN
14th February 2007, 05:22 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip
Crombers
14th February 2007, 05:34 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip stripping all paint
jayex
14th February 2007, 05:41 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled
AndyP & Lenore
14th February 2007, 06:38 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics
Scottie
14th February 2007, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore[/i]
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool
illegalhunter
14th February 2007, 10:37 PM
[quote]Originally posted by ScottieCoop
Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore[/i]
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of
Neil and Lorna
15th February 2007, 01:09 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way
illegalhunter
15th February 2007, 01:46 AM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by Neil and Lorna
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away
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Crombers
15th February 2007, 10:26 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was
PACMAN
15th February 2007, 05:31 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing
illegalhunter
15th February 2007, 06:08 PM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by PACMAN
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
Neil and Lorna
15th February 2007, 06:26 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his
illegalhunter
15th February 2007, 08:27 PM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by Neil and Lorna
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing som
Neil and Lorna
15th February 2007, 11:05 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why
illegalhunter
15th February 2007, 11:08 PM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by Neil and Lorna
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing som
PACMAN
16th February 2007, 01:13 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the
illegalhunter
16th February 2007, 03:51 AM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by PACMAN
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
PACMAN
16th February 2007, 04:05 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob
illegalhunter
16th February 2007, 04:36 PM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by PACMAN
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
X30YES
16th February 2007, 06:35 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
16th February 2007, 09:31 PM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by X30YES
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
PACMAN
16th February 2007, 11:40 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
17th February 2007, 03:21 AM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by PACMAN
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
PACMAN
17th February 2007, 03:24 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
17th February 2007, 03:38 AM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by PACMAN
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something d
stoney
18th February 2007, 11:34 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
18th February 2007, 11:40 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Crombers
20th February 2007, 04:40 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
20th February 2007, 04:45 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
20th February 2007, 04:59 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Neil and Lorna
20th February 2007, 06:27 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Coop
20th February 2007, 06:57 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
20th February 2007, 08:18 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
20th February 2007, 02:54 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
20th February 2007, 09:14 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
stoney
20th February 2007, 09:32 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
20th February 2007, 09:50 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
20th February 2007, 10:51 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
20th February 2007, 10:58 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
20th February 2007, 11:02 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
20th February 2007, 11:34 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
21st February 2007, 01:53 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
21st February 2007, 04:33 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
21st February 2007, 05:43 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
X30YES
21st February 2007, 05:53 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
21st February 2007, 05:56 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
21st February 2007, 07:18 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
22nd February 2007, 02:29 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
22nd February 2007, 08:54 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
23rd February 2007, 06:12 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
23rd February 2007, 06:37 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
23rd February 2007, 07:03 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
23rd February 2007, 11:50 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
23rd February 2007, 09:32 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
23rd February 2007, 10:53 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
stoney
24th February 2007, 12:02 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes
illegalhunter
24th February 2007, 12:33 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
24th February 2007, 02:25 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
24th February 2007, 03:19 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
28th February 2007, 01:16 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
N12 JLK
28th February 2007, 03:55 AM
[quote]quote:Originally posted by Ryza
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something dis
illegalhunter
28th February 2007, 04:48 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
28th February 2007, 05:23 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
X30YES
28th February 2007, 05:35 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
N12 JLK
28th February 2007, 06:53 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
28th February 2007, 08:41 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Crombers
28th February 2007, 09:09 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
28th February 2007, 07:35 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
3rd March 2007, 07:55 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
3rd March 2007, 10:41 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
4th March 2007, 01:52 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
6th March 2007, 01:41 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
7th March 2007, 01:05 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
7th March 2007, 05:15 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
7th March 2007, 03:54 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
8th March 2007, 12:33 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
10th March 2007, 08:24 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
stoney
10th March 2007, 08:55 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
11th March 2007, 12:44 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
11th March 2007, 12:46 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
Ryza
11th March 2007, 06:42 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
11th March 2007, 03:24 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
11th March 2007, 07:59 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
stoney
12th March 2007, 03:00 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
12th March 2007, 05:10 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
12th March 2007, 11:19 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
AndyP & Lenore
12th March 2007, 11:56 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
13th March 2007, 01:25 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
stoney
13th March 2007, 02:55 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
13th March 2007, 06:31 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
PACMAN
13th March 2007, 08:58 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
illegalhunter
13th March 2007, 11:46 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find a curious orange cooper S cabriolet that was dancing topless to impress 6 cammels, on seeing the curious orange cooper s cabriolet dancing topless the cammels got the hump and headed for the bar for some much needed refreshments which turned out to be some revolting piece of mortified orang utan still wearing his pink fluffy slippers (eggy printed on the name label) eggy was proud of his notoriety and proceeded to buy everyone drinks ( a very rare occurence i can tell you) and everyone got so drunk that u would never believe that eggy was actually the greatest thing this planet had every seen when doing karaoke wearing only an apple-green cycling helmet, previously worn by the Village People. But heavily armed with booby traps all over his purple headed warrier,he began to cry uncontrollably as he realised he was going to miss Fontals stag in Prague which was gonna be so much fun.
After the stag they went off to the nearest Subway sandwich outlet and ordered themselves some enormous baps, foot long, not even filled with anything remotely edible.one said to the unfeasibly large spotty faced teenager 'where is the easy squeezy cheese'? The teenager replied over at the big easy squeezy cheesey hole in Menzies. Meanwhile back at the safari the monkees attacked Jack and Victor on the way to the clansman big banana boat sank and everybody went for a swim, evidently Minis could be seen from a great height but only Victor could see what was really going on in the back of a hyper blue mini. What where they doing to get all that squeezy cheese in those tiny wee nooks and crannies with a spatula the size of king kongs big left bollock and they didn't even get any on their sticky little mits of hankey. The laser blue has so many rattles and groans which sounded like Neil farting on Andyp & Lenores bonnet, it left a big brown strip,which closely resembled Fi's new graphics, which are cool in a sort of very perverse way. Meanwhile in a far away land Minime was thinking about doing something distintly hairy with his new r56 which is why criags is giving him probs. Must be the way he holds the gear knob,stroking it lovingly.The slap from Jude soon wipes t
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