Thursday Mirth

[Big Gordy]

A University mortuary student walked into the mortuary where a body was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt.

Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard Swing Low, Sweet Chariot song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!".
Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery."

When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork.

Upon hearing Swing Low Sweet Chariot, he quickly replaced the cork and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of a*seholes sing that song!"

[Gismo]

What a corker , nice one, i dare you to post it on MINI2 ;)

Bonnie Scotland

[Big Gordy]

What a first post that would make :D

[Burple]

LOL....
ha ha ha ha...

I've just been asked here why I'm sitting at my desk sniggering!! :D

I DARE you to post that on MINI2!!!!!!!!


heh heh heh :D:D:D:D

[Mini Martyn]

Post It! Post It! Post It! Post It! Post It! Post It!

[knaone]

see how long it takes for someone to delete it :D

See if they can see the funny side :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Big Gordy]

I could always log on as someone new and post it couldn't I :p:D:approve: mmmmmmmmmmmm might just do that and like you say it would see if they indeed do have a sense of humour-NOT. But wait :eek: this would be the first place they would look :eek: Ohhhhhh will I or won't I. Decisions, decisions

[Burple]

Aaaaahhhhhh Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on, Go on....

Ye Will, ye will, ye will, ye will, ye will..... YE WILL!!!

<suddenly snaps out of Mrs Doyle accent to a room of people staring> ;)

[knaone]

as Mrs Doyle would say "Ah ya will, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On

GO ON!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:cool:;):p:p

[knaone]

God dammit, Ewan got in before me!

[Burple]

HA ha...

Beat ya!! :p

[Big Gordy]

You pair are just trying to drop me right in the sh*t aren't you evil beings :p:D:approve:

[knaone]

If you want i'll post it then?

[Big Gordy]

If we post this on MINI2 we better be prepared for the backlash of Scottish jokes :blackeye:

[knaone]

We are used to that, we have had that for generations!

Its just a little bit of harmless "banter" ;):D

[Burple]

So long as it goes in the OT&B forum.... who cares... it's banter right??
And after all the crap we've had to put up with football wise, 1966-wise and now the feckin rugby.... surely they can take one ickle jokey-poo??? ;)
And after all the jokes about tight Scots and wearing 'skirts'... surely they'll be able to take one about being @*seholes???? heh heh heh ;):D

At least we'll get the Aussies on our side!!! and any other decent rugby playing countries... ;)

[Big Gordy]

Run away, run away :p That's it posted on MINI2 :D Prepare for all out war <ohhhhhh what have I done> :p:D:approve: Oh well to late now hehehehahahahohoho :clown:

[Gismo]

Goes to explore the thread, he he

Bonnie Scotland

[Big Gordy]

Crickey:eek: It's been on for 30 mins and nobody's left any sarky comments - YET :p:D:approve: <slightly worried>

[Big Gordy]

2 hours :eek: 2 whole hours before anyone left a comment :p I thought it would have been sooner I must admit :p:D:approve:

[knaone]

I thought it would have been a bit nastier myself lol :D:D:D

[Burple]

Just one reply??? jeez.. that's poor..
right.. hold on..
Never mind.. I do my best.. to keep the side up!

<fans the flames then legs it..> ;)