Big Col
27th November 2003, 04:56 PM
A TEACHER was getting to know her new class last week and thought she'd ask what their dads did for a living.
There were all the usual: plumber, van driver, salesman, fireman, 'in the polis' came the replies.
Finally, she asked little Johnny, sitting at the back of the class, where his father worked.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up ..."
"Right everyone back to their readin" interrupted the blushing teacher and then didn't touch on the matter again.
But as the pupils filed out of class, she called Johnny over and gently asked if that was really his dad's job.
"Naw", said Johnny. "He plays football for Aberdeen, but ah'm too embarrassed to tell anybody."
:D:p:clown:
There were all the usual: plumber, van driver, salesman, fireman, 'in the polis' came the replies.
Finally, she asked little Johnny, sitting at the back of the class, where his father worked.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up ..."
"Right everyone back to their readin" interrupted the blushing teacher and then didn't touch on the matter again.
But as the pupils filed out of class, she called Johnny over and gently asked if that was really his dad's job.
"Naw", said Johnny. "He plays football for Aberdeen, but ah'm too embarrassed to tell anybody."
:D:p:clown: