Big Gordy
21st November 2003, 07:54 PM
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realises she is heading toward his seat.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or holiday?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in London," she says.
Keeping his cool, he says, "Really? And what's your role at this convention,if you don't mind me asking?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."
The woman becomes embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I'm discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name!".
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or holiday?"
"Nymphomaniac Convention in London," she says.
Keeping his cool, he says, "Really? And what's your role at this convention,if you don't mind me asking?"
"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."
The woman becomes embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I'm discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name!".
"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."
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