Scientific Survey

[Scottie]

>Scientist in the UK have discovered that a large number of the male
population have a penis the size of 3" or less.

>To clarify this The goverment has asked that those with this condition to:

>identify themselves by displaying a white flag with a red cross when
driving their cars for the month of June/July.

:D

[Gismo]

Nice one :eek::p
Waits for VB's response :D

[X30YES]

No comment :p:D:D:D,is that in the winter ,summer or ...:eek:
ooops :D:D:D just read the last couple of lines :I

[The Dogfather]

http://www.spacetownusa.com/jmac/archives/images/flipping%20the%20bird-thumb.jpg

[Big Col]

Take 2 for the unfunny baby pic. <yawns>

[The Dogfather]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Take 2 for the unfunny baby pic. <yawns>


Take 4188 for the unfunny Tall Guy <Big Yawn> ;)

[X30YES]

Its like the BBC in here now ...all repeats :p:D:D:D

[indigomatt]

Also...;:D


DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE - MAY 2006.

Information Release.

There is concern over the current driving standards in England, so the Department of Transport have devised a scheme to identify poor and dangerous drivers.

This system will allow all road users to recognise the potentially hazardous and dangerous ones, or those with limited driving skills.

From the middle of May 2006 all those drivers who are found to be a potential hazard to all other road users will be issued with a white flag, bearing a red cross.

This flag clearly indicates their inability to drive properly.

These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.
Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display two flags:

One on each side of the car to indicate an even greater lack of skill and limited driving intelligence.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can, in order that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.

Thank you for your co-operation.

Department of Transport.