Hey

[Shanna]

Hey there, i just got told bout this site, yes i'm blonde!! :p
Just thought i'd check it out

[Willie M]

Welcome to NMS Shanna, good to have you onboard :cool: Judging by your profile I do believe we have our first Velvet Red MINI.

We're a friendly bunch around here, you'll be made more than welcome. No discrimination here, we even allow blondes in ;) <my wife's gonna kill me :blackeye:>

[knaone]

Welcome to NMS Shanna.. Welcome to the Madhouse :D

[seany]

:)welcome to NMS Shanna,were the fun never ends,hope to see you on a mini run soon.

[Burple]

Hey there!! Come on in.. join the madness! :D
Hang up yer coat, grab a straitjacket and be prepared to turn into a dribbling eejit..
- oh.. wait... you're blonde already! :D:D

<hides under his dest trembling in fear of Linda> ;)

snigger... sorry... only messin'... ;)
Hope you can join us in real life on a run or two!
Welcome aboard the good ship NMS!!!

[Linda M]

Welcome Shanna :) Shouldn't have said you were blonde ;)

[macblob]

Wooohoooo more ladies, welcome to NMS

[Julz]

I noticed a velvet red mini at college today, they remind me of chocolate Jelly Bellys, mmm.....:p:D

[knaone]

Do you think this is now the time for Martyn to dawn his Smoking Jacket and we start calling him Hugh :eek: :D :p

[Gismo]

Now just watch this thread's posted numbers rise dramatically

Bonnie Scotland

[zimbo]

Wooooohooooo another woman member, quality.....:p:D
and shes blonde :p <drools everywhere>:D

(Yes I am nutz)

Welcome to NMS Shanna, I'm sure you will fit in just fine.
Nice looking car as well:cool:

[Mini Martyn]

quote:Originally posted by knaone

Do you think this is now the time for Martyn to dawn his Smoking Jacket and we start calling him Hugh :eek: :D :p


I am off out shopping tomorrow!!

Just Wait intill KJ reads this thread, hell be up to Aberdeen in no time! :D

And welcome Shanna hope to see you at a run soon, but not the Festive runs as I am away on Holiday - did I mention that? :cool:

[Kirsty]

Welcome Shanna!! You definately don't want Martyn to don his smoking jacket and start asking everyone to call him Hugh!!:p:):p Knaone are you trying to sabotage Shannons thread!! (not that it was you the last time, but there is always a first!!) Hee Hee!!!:D;):D Anyway, hope to see you on a run soon and your MINI does look very smart!!:cool:

[ELFMAN]

Greetings, Shanna, Warrior Princess. You honour us with your presence. Welcome to our hallowed halls. Join us in our never ending quest to drive small cars in big lines throughout these sacred lands. See us cast off the chains of monotonous motoring, and.....and... park in nice neat rows when we stop for lunch. (That's a proper Mystical Hero's lunch, mind).

Well there's only so far you can take it.
Yes, I'm BALD!!!

[bazza]

Welcome Shanna to this mad place as you will probably have sussed out for yourself(Blonde or not).
your car looks the Biz.

Bas.:cool:

[knaone]

quote:Originally posted by Kirsty

Knaone are you trying to sabotage Shannons thread!! (not that it was you the last time, but there is always a first!!) Hee Hee!!!


:eek::eek::eek: Me Sabotage.... never.... I'm innocent officer i would never do anything like that :eek::blackeye::p:p:D

[Kirsty]

HEE HEE!!!:):p:) Glad to hear it!!!:D;);)

[macblob]

i'll sabotage ya kirsty hehehehehehe:p

[knaone]

oooooer!!! :p:eek::D

[macblob]

<looks about encase the gf reads that post >

[Willie M]

I'm tellin'... I'm tellin'... :D:clown:

[macblob]

Sshhhhhhh Pimp Daddy :p

[knaone]

Is it just me or has this thread gone totally off topic?:eek::eek:

BTW i am taking no responsibility for this :approve::cool:;)

*looks at Kirsty and Macblob and shakes head* :p:p:blackeye:

[Willie M]

<ahem> Yes... getting this thread back on track.

Welcome to NMS Shanna :cool::D

[Kirsty]

Just caught up with all the hilarity!!:D But I'll definately not start anything else up!!! ;)HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! But I do think that this one was definately started by Knaone and not me for a change!! :p:p Macblob...is that a promise or a threat?? HEE HEE!!;):kiss:;) Sorry, no enuff!!!! Is Shanna still out there??? Have we frightened her off???:(

[knaone]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:disapprove::disapprove::disapprove:

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Kirsty

Just caught up with all the hilarity!!:D But I'll definately not start anything else up!!! ;)HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! But I do think that this one was definately started by Knaone and not me for a change!! :p:p Macblob...is that a promise or a threat?? HEE HEE!!;):kiss:;) Sorry, no enuff!!!! Is Shanna still out there??? Have we frightened her off???:(


Hey.. now I think you're all as bad as one another.. <whistles innocently> ;)
You'd never catch me being so silly or Hijacking posts..
Anyway.. did I tell you I got my new Sub fitted??

heh heh heh ;);):D

[Big Gordy]

Have you got a periscope and torpedo tubes fitted :p:D:approve:

[Fontal]

Welcome in Shanna hope to see you at a run sometime (nice motor by the way).
The northern bloke,
Richard

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Gordy

Have you got a periscope and torpedo tubes fitted :p:D:approve:


yup... the periscope is to help me see over the steering wheel (just before anyone else gets in there with that one!!!)

You should see my Depth Charges!!
fnar fnar fnar :D:cool:;)

[Big Gordy]

Keep off the curries andbeer and it should clear up in no time ;)

[Kirsty]

Talk about hijacking posts!!! HEE HEE HEE!!! :D:):D Only joking Knaone!!!:I:):I Still no sign of Shanna tho!! OOOPS!!!:(

[Big Gordy]

I'm going to hijack it even further :approve: you brought up the height thing low-n-load has enyone else noticed how most of the girls driving mini's seem to be sitting directly on the floor :eek: All you see is a head above the door :D no neck or shoulders just their head. Weird or what :p:D:approve:

[minidriver#1]

Shanna was tellin me she is thinkin of selling her car. might explain why she aint here.

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Gordy

I'm going to hijack it even further :approve: you brought up the height thing low-n-load has enyone else noticed how most of the girls driving mini's seem to be sitting directly on the floor :eek: All you see is a head above the door :D no neck or shoulders just their head. Weird or what :p:D:approve:


hmmm... Girls with just head??
harumph ;);););););) eh? eh?;);)

Does that mean I'm possibly not the shortest person on here then???


:D:D:D:D:D

[Big Gordy]

Maybe ;) but I doupt it :p:D:approve:

[Kirsty]

OH NO!!!!:eek: It's a national disaster she can't sell her MINI!!!:(:eek::( If it's to get another MINI then fair enough but not allowed if it's to become another KA or escort on the roads!!!!:(:disapprove::(

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Kirsty

OH NO!!!!:eek: It's a national disaster she can't sell her MINI!!!:(:eek::( If it's to get another MINI then fair enough but not allowed if it's to become another KA or escort on the roads!!!!:(:disapprove::(


Young Lady!!! wash your mouth out...
never heard such language from a girlie!!:I:I

How do you know so many rude F*rd words???
;););):D:D:cool:

[Davidson2]

Hm... Funny, as soon as a young feluptuous blonde student signs up everyone wants to 'Welcome' her... (erm... I found this thread by accident!)

[Kirsty]

Sorry sir I shall do that immediately!!!:I One of my neighbours had a lovely silver mini and sold it to get a KA!!!:mad: I just don't understand that at all!!!:( Ooooops done it again!! Sorry!! HEE HEE!!!:p;):)

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Kirsty

Sorry sir I shall do that immediately!!!:I One of my neighbours had a lovely silver mini and sold it to get a KA!!!:mad: I just don't understand that at all!!!:( Ooooops done it again!! Sorry!! HEE HEE!!!:p;):)


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! My eyes!! My poor delicate little eyes!! ;);):D

Stoppit or I'm telling my mum! :p:p;)

[weefossy]

Shanna, are you still out there?:) Or has this thread convinced you to sell the car, or pretend the car doesn't exist!! At one point I thought you were the figment of someone's imagination, until KJ's post.
Was it something you said KJ ?

At least tell us that the F*rd thing isn't true:eek::eek:

[minidriver#1]

what F*rd thing? lol. she was online yesterdayo on MSN. maybe she's not as obsessed as us. :(

[knaone]

Maybe Kirsty and Macblob scared her off!! :eek::eek::eek::p:p:p:D:D:D

[macblob]

I dont know what you mean , im always well behaved :evil:

[knaone]

Probably just Kirsty then, she's a bad influence!

[macblob]

i agree :D

[knaone]

We should really start a thread for plain drivel and bitching at each other :D:p:p:blackeye:

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by knaone

Probably just Kirsty then, she's a bad influence!



Woohoo!!!!!! ;);):D:D:cool::cool:

Yay!!!

(as if I need it!!!!!!!) ;)

[Kirsty]

Me???:eek::I Never!! I'm a good girl!!!;):p;);) I've never been a bad influence in my life!!! Hee hee!!!:p I think we should start up a plain drivel thread might stop us hijacking everyone elses threads!!! Hee hee!!! :)(I doubt it tho!!):D

[Willie M]

Best head off to Macblobs' 'Drivel thread' in OT&B :clown::D

[Kirsty]

Yayyyy!!!:eek::) Just found the drivel thread!!! Well done Macblob!!!:D:D HEE HEE HEE!!! Maybe it'll stop us hijacking other threads if I can work out what the hell you lot are on about!!!:question: Frogs and barking spiders???!!!:question:

[bpirie1000]

She still has it I believe.
Used to see her now and again in Aberdeen But Not for a while..

Will go out for a cruize maybe and keep you all posted..

Cheers..

[Kirsty]

Yayyy!!:D The chocolate jelly belly may still be alive and well!!!!:):):) Thanks bpirie1000!!!!:cool:

[sh@z]

Welcome to NMS shanna ;) ... if ur still reading it and havent been scared off by all the "more experienced" guys ;) *cough*

/me runs and hides

dont worry about them, they are harmless... or so we are led to believe :p

[seany]

spoke to shanna today, she still have the mini

[Kirsty]

YAYYYY!!!!!:D:):cool: So where is she then???:(

[seany]

on msn

[Gismo]

I've never met her :evil:

Bonnie Scotland

[Kirsty]

I've never met her either!!:( MSN can't possibly be better than this surely!!!???:eek: How can we entice her back??? Need more girlies to stand up to you guys!!!:D;):p

[bpirie1000]

you girlies can stund up to me ANY TIME YOU LIKE

I Have met her and She is cool enough ..

She is also in Aberdeen Mostly down the Beach But Hay don't hold it against her.. We all used to do that in aberdeen at some point. Excellent laugh in Summer.!!!!! Petrol heads R Uss..

Cheers Brian

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by bpirie1000

you girlies can stund up to me ANY TIME YOU LIKE


Why bother, you're too bloomin' tall!!;):D

[Kirsty]

I'm 5'7" so I'll prob not be able to stand up to you!!!:( Altho Julz and I could do a shoulder carry thing and might be able to stand up to you then!!:D What do you reckon Julz?? HEE HEE!!!:) (I don't even know what height you are so maybe I'll beat you standing on my own??!!);):p:) HEE HEE!!

[Gismo]

He he, sorry girls, Brian must be around 6' 2" and even with Julz on your shoulders you'll still be short ;)

Bonnie Scotland

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

you'll still be short ;)
Bonnie Scotland


Ok, Ok, no need to rub it in, I know I'm short, but you know what they say, best things come in 'short' packages, sorry Brizie!!;):D (But Kirsty, anything's worth a try eh!!:clown:)

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz


quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

you'll still be short ;)
Bonnie Scotland


Ok, Ok, no need to rub it in, I know I'm short, but you know what they say, best things come in 'short' packages, sorry Brizie!!;):D (But Kirsty, anything's worth a try eh!!:clown:)



right... both of you jump on My shoulders...
That should bring us *nearly* up to his shoulders!!! ;);):D:D

<fellow short @rse> hmph.. ;)

[Big Gordy]

Must stand up for fellow 'biggies':approve: Col must be about 6'4" and I'm 6'1" just don't ask any body to sit behind us in our mini's unless they have no legs :p:D:approve:

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Gordy

Must stand up for fellow 'biggies':approve: Col must be about 6'4" and I'm 6'1" just don't ask any body to sit behind us in our mini's unless they have no legs :p:D:approve:


We'll be alright then Julz!!! ;):D

Dunno about getting in Minis with these 'Strangers' tho...
;);););):D:D
There's some funny folk around...

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1
We'll be alright then Julz!!! ;):D

Dunno about getting in Minis with these 'Strangers' tho...
;);););):D:D
There's some funny folk around...


I forgot about you Ewan, you're that short I didn't see you;), joy to the short people, or Hobbitts as we are now being called!!:evil::D

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz


quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1
We'll be alright then Julz!!! ;):D
Dunno about getting in Minis with these 'Strangers' tho...
;);););):D:D
There's some funny folk around...

I forgot about you Ewan, you're that short I didn't see you;), joy to the short people, or Hobbitts as we are now being called!!:evil::D


Cheeky...
At least i can see you... normally when I look around, all I can see are legs.... ;););)

Cue crap quote...
" A crowded lift always smells different to a Dwarf"..... :dead:;):p:D:cool:

[Kirsty]

HEE HEE!!!:) I think if Julz, LnL and I all got together we could be giant above the rest!!! :cool:
Hobbits are great can I be smeagol??:approve: (I can try and do the "precious" voice thing if that helps??) HEE HEE!!!:D:):p

[Big Col]

Heey! I ain't 6'4" Big G! I'm 6'6"! You cannie chop 2 inches off a guy just like that! It'll make me eyes water.

[minidriver#1]

i dont think Shanna is ever comin back. lol

[BOB]

I think youve scared her off guys.!!! heehee :p

[macblob]

Not bad having a 5 page thread for someone that has disappeared lol

[Gismo]

Ok peeps, as nice as this thread is it is massively off topic in this area :) perhaps another drivel thread is required 8)

Bonnie Scotland