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Monsta Mo Mini
15th March 2003, 12:57 AM
Tiger Wood goes into the club house changing room, and found Stevie Wonder in there.
TW: Hi Stevie, what are you doing here?
SW: Just resting after playing golf.
TW: Oh, how did you do that?
SW: Oh I have an excellent caddy, who whistles and informs me how far I need to hit the ball and in what direction.
TW: What about when you are on the green?
SW: Ah, he uses a different code when we are on the green. It works very well. Tell you what, how about a game with me? 5k USD a hole?
TW: Hmmmm, not sure about that…(thinking, this is silly, surely I can beat him)…, OK, when would like to play?
SW: Excellent, midnight tomorrow OK with you?