World Cup Eng v Brazil

[X30YES]

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be
bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself?you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
reads "
Brazil 1 ? England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England
all by
himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They
put
the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) ? England 1
(Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
they
only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I've let you down?I got sent off after 12 minutes."

[The Dogfather]

Ha Ha, so funny. Almost as funny as Scotland's qualification attempt :evil:

[Burple]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Gismo]

Almost as good as Scotlands win over Estonia who didn't bother to turn up :p

[Sweeney]

cunningly similar to the one an english mate sent to me a while ago! :eek:

Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next
World Cup Group game. Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to
find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
it's important but it's only Scotland. They're sh*te and we can't be
bothered".

Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldo goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all
by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put
the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
(Angus 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And
they only scored at the very, very end!""No, No, I have, I've let you
down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"
:dead: