Sneaks in .......

[Mini Me]

Only me ;););););):D

The full break away from sales monkey has been done :D:D
let the fun begin:p

Also i can let you all know that i am now the accounts manager for East of Scotland with Swift Prestige Hire.Its a home based job monday to friday(with baby number 3 on the way, and the job package inc nice mowta,more money and nae weekends:D, it was a no brainer).
Working directly with the dealers and bodyshops etc as it in credit hire.
It's a big change, but it came at the right time for me for family circumstances

www.swift-rent-a-car.co.uk have a look at the range :p

[X30YES]

Should you dare mention anything about you know what ,,your getting it OK !! :p:D

[The Dogfather]

Welcome to NMS, don't worry I'm sure you'll fit in. You'll be like one of the regulars in no time :D

[markyc]

quote:Originally posted by Vidal Buffoon

Welcome to NMS, don't worry I'm sure you'll fit in. You'll be like one of the regulars in no time :D
Will he :question::question::question::question::question:

Hello 'newbie' ;) Hope you enjoy the site the p*ss taking banter and the excellent runs :eek::clown::D;)

[Scottie]

Welcome to the site. I'm sure you find a fun place to be.:cool:

What a cracking userneame you have chosen where did you get that idea from:question:;):p

I'm sure you will "swiftly" fit in:p

[Duncan Stewart]

Hello! :D (again ;))

[Wul]

Welcome along Onlyme - watch out for a guy on here called minime - he's a real dodgy character - tries to sell Mini's to poor people!! ;):p:D

[Wul]

Iain - is this (http://www.swift-rent-a-car.co.uk/) the link you meant to post?

[Wul]

Boy your on your toes tonight!! ;)

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Wul

Welcome along Onlyme - watch out for a guy on here called minime - he's a real dodgy character - tries to sell Mini's to poor people!! ;):p:D


heard about him, he was top sales exec in scotland,bet you didn't know that :D

[Wul]

Hadn't heard that no - an expert pickpocket too! ;):D

[The Dogfather]

Hey Ian, you getting a company car then?

[Gismo]

No need for me to tell you that unless you're a commercial sponsor you can't advertise on this site :p;):D

[Burple]

Hey n00b!

So when are you getting your Mini? :p:p:p:p:p

[ianking]

Hi Iain
What kind of company car you getting

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by ianking

Hi Iain
What kind of company car you getting


BMW 320dse:eek:

[Craig]

what's this I hear about you not getting home at 11pm as instructed on Friday ? ?:eek:

if she was kind enough to stay in and look after the kids, the least you could do is get home when you said you would.... shocking.... ;):p:approve::approve:

[zimbo]

So its ONLY YOU ha ha so what kind of deals are you going to be able to get us on prestige car rentals then? (if we ever need them):D

You seem to have a HUGE amount of posts for a new member... :p

[AeroJonny]

at least you can hire a mini!!!

[alanm73]

Hey Ian you could hire a Cooper S Convertible and get some wind in your hair!!

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by alanm73

Hey Ian you could hire a Cooper S Convertible and get some wind in your hair!!


:eek::eek::blackeye::blackeye:you could wake one day to find yer windaes in :evil:;)

[Sheilz]

BMW 320dse:eek:
[/quote]


And the rate o multiplication he's going at, will need a trailor with it too ;):D:D:D

Is working fae the hoos really a good idea:question:;):D:D

[N12 JLK]

Welcome to the site Only-me. Could swear I have heard of you somewhere before but maybe not. Could you post up a pic please to refresh my mind;)

(mustresistphotoshop)

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by lesley12

Welcome to the site Only-me. Could swear I have heard of you somewhere before but maybe not. Could you post up a pic please to refresh my mind;)

(mustresistphotoshop)


don't even think boot it mate :eek::blackeye::evil:;)

[The Dogfather]

There's one question still buging me, why did you leave Menzies? Was it the thought of having to sell another car to Big Col :evil:

[AndyP & Lenore]

Hey Only Me!

Isn't today your first day in the new job, and your abusing your new bosses time already by posting away here.

Shocking.:eek: No wonder Avis's prices are so high.:eek::D;)

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Vidal Buffoon

There's one question still buging me, why did you leave Menzies? :evil:


Now there lies a story :evil:;)

[Big Col]

He tried to have a fiddle with Roaster in the back room and Roaster got him bagged for sexual harassment! :)

[Scottie]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
He tried to have a fiddle with Roaster in the back room and Roaster got him bagged for sexual harassment! :)


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/scottiecoop/lmao.gifhttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/scottiecoop/lmao.gifhttp://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/scottiecoop/lmao.gif

actually I feel sick at the thought:sleepy:

[N12 JLK]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
He had a fiddle with Roaster in the back room and Roaster bagged him! :)

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
He tried to have a fiddle with Roaster in the back room and Roaster had to double bag him :)


:eek::eek::eek::blackeye::blackeye::p:p:p:p:D

[The Dogfather]

:):D:)

[N12 JLK]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1


quote:Originally posted by Big Col
He tried to have a fiddle with Roaster in the back room and Roaster double him over :)


:eek::eek::eek::blackeye::blackeye::p:p:p:p:D

[Mini Me]

em......naw

[Crombers]

Gawd don't even picture it peeps , not BIG & not clever :p;):D

[N12 JLK]

quote:Originally posted by crombers

Gawd don't even picture it peeps , not BIG & not clever :p;):D


Not BIG eh, thought he was at least clever;)

[Craig]

and I got a phone call today as he's looking at a people carrier...:eek:

how soon he has slipped from driving a MINI to a van with windaes! ;)

best of luck with your search... :approve:

[Crombers]

quote:Originally posted by craigd

and I got a phone call today as he's looking at a people carrier...:eek:

how soon he has slipped from driving a MINI to a van with windaes! ;)

best of luck with your search... :approve:


Jings , how the mighty fall :p;):D

[Neil and Lorna]

quote:Originally posted by craigd
how soon he has slipped from driving a MINI to a van with windaes! ;)

best of luck with your search... :approve:


IS that not a flatulence relief drug ?:p

Neil:D:D

[AndyP & Lenore]

quote:Originally posted by Neil


quote:Originally posted by craigd
how soon he has slipped from driving a MINI to a van with windaes! ;)

best of luck with your search... :approve:


IS that not a flatulence relief drug ?:p

Neil:D:D



Not that I'm aware of.:I:I:I

[Craig]

what would you know - your the "windae city" boy.... They had to move Menzies showroom after you guft'd:eek:;):D

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by craigd

what would you know - your the "windae city" boy.... They had to move Menzies showroom after you guft'd:eek:;):D


re build it mate :D

[The Dogfather]

I wonder if AndyP is the reason why there are so many windfarms planned for the Borders.

[AndyP & Lenore]

quote:Originally posted by Vidal Buffoon

I wonder if AndyP is the reason why there are so many windfarms planned for the Borders.




PMSL.:D:D

Efficient clean renewable energy.:D:D

[N12 JLK]

quote:Originally posted by AndyP & Lenore


quote:Originally posted by Vidal Buffoon

I wonder if AndyP is the reason why there are so many windfarms planned for the Borders.




PMSL.:D:D

Efficient clean renewable energy.:D:D

Ahh but what about all the detergent you go through cleaning your smalls!!:approve:

[Lynsey]

Well Only Me, congrats on new job and baby number three! And that was nice of them to give you a beemer, at least you'll get the wains all in it! Mind you working from home..... you still need to get up early you know, but im sure the wains will make sure of that!
Wonder if menzies would give me your job?!!!!!

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Lynsey

you still need to get up early you know, but im sure the wains will make sure of that!


well was up dressed and dropped off the wains,only to see you on yer way to work, when i was finished;):cool: