Quack.

[Big Col]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?

:D:D:D:D:D

[The Dogfather]

Class!

[AndyP & Lenore]

:D:D:D:D

[gill]

:D:D:D

[Neil and Lorna]

Good one :D:D

[Gismo]

You're best ever ;) never to be repeated :p

[X30YES]

Top Class :D:D:D still pswl as I type :p