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bpirie1000
3rd May 2006, 07:09 PM
I have always longed to be a designer and inventor and recently, I went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."

She said, "Okay. What do you call it?" "A Fottle."

"What else do you have?"

"A folding carton," I said

"What do you call it," she asked? "A Farton,"

I replied. She sniggered and said, "Those are really silly names for products, and one of them sounds kind of...well, almost crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.

:disapprove:

The Dogfather
3rd May 2006, 07:10 PM
Groan!

gill
4th May 2006, 04:40 AM
:D:D:D