Lynsey
9th April 2006, 12:53 AM
> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
fat skank.
>
> Man: Is this seat empty?
> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
>
> Man: Your place or mine?
> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> Man: That's cool, 'cause after I'm done nailing you in the back of my car,I don't give a crap where you go.
>
> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> Woman: Unfertilized.
> Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
>
> Man: Do you want to dance?
> Woman: No!
> Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
>
> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> Man: That works for me, as long as you're still warm when I do you.
> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a
fat skank.
>
> Man: Is this seat empty?
> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.
>
> Man: Your place or mine?
> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> Man: That's cool, 'cause after I'm done nailing you in the back of my car,I don't give a crap where you go.
>
> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> Woman: Unfertilized.
> Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
>
> Man: Do you want to dance?
> Woman: No!
> Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
>
> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> Man: That works for me, as long as you're still warm when I do you.