GAJ
30th March 2006, 06:05 PM
The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling her that they're not, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion -
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will gradually grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger?"
Without missing a beat, the husband says, "Worked for your arse,
didn't it?"
:)
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of telling her that they're not, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion -
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breast for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will gradually grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger?"
Without missing a beat, the husband says, "Worked for your arse,
didn't it?"
:)