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Neil and Lorna
28th March 2006, 09:15 PM
Ok who would be the ultimate nightmare to sit next to on a long flight?.

Mine would be a presenter from QVC or one of the other shopping channels.:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Neil.:D
Crombers
28th March 2006, 09:59 PM
Ex wife :evil::mad:
Scottie
28th March 2006, 10:02 PM
quote:Originally posted by crombers

Ex wife :evil::mad:


one of bosses:evil::mad:
Big Col
28th March 2006, 10:06 PM
Jimmy fcuking Saville!!!!
Crombers
28th March 2006, 10:14 PM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Jimmy fcuking Saville!!!!


Acht he's alright :p

How about Vanessa Feltz :eek:
lightbody
28th March 2006, 10:18 PM
Prince Charles or Gordon Brown because they'd be fidgeting the whole time... Charlie with his cuffs and Gordon with his papers - ARGH!
The Dogfather
28th March 2006, 10:23 PM
Big Col, he'd take up too much leg space ;)
The Dogfather
28th March 2006, 10:24 PM
Not that I need much
Big Col
28th March 2006, 10:35 PM
How exactly do you sit in a plane if you think =I'd take up your legspace ya spongo??? ;)
monkimagic
28th March 2006, 10:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by crombers


quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Jimmy fcuking Saville!!!!


Acht he's alright :p

How about Vanessa Feltz :eek:


for sure, she has got to be the one, or Tom Cruise :dead:
Burple
28th March 2006, 10:49 PM
Anyone who has ever 'starred' in a reality tv program especially the winner. Each time, without fail, it's the Lowest Common Denominator (scum ;))

Or any celebrity who is supposedly famous, but has no talent or reason to *be* famous.
monkimagic
28th March 2006, 10:53 PM
quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1

Anyone who has ever 'starred' in a reality tv program especially the winner. Each time, without fail, it's the Lowest Common Denominator




So you would not want a sandwhich with Chantel & Preston.....Or would you ? ;)
Burple
28th March 2006, 11:19 PM
quote:
So you would not want a sandwhich with Chantel & Preston.....Or would you ? ;)


Hmmm.. I think I'd rather swim. In lava.



:D:D:D
Bignorm
29th March 2006, 01:20 AM
i think it would have to be tony blair i really hate that man
The Dogfather
29th March 2006, 02:26 AM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col
How exactly do you sit in a plane if you think =I'd take up your legspace ya spongo??? ;)


Well you couldn't sit straight as your knees would hit the row in front and so you'd have to sit with them at angle encrouching into the seats next to you........

It was actually a joke and therefore probably won't stand up to detailed analysis but if you need anything else explaining Big Guy, please ask :clown:;):D:p
sleepyrascal
29th March 2006, 03:50 AM
rik waller!
Sheilz
29th March 2006, 07:29 AM
My mum. Bless her cotton socks! Love her to bits but she'd do my head in (I'm a heathen you see) :D:D:D
Burple
29th March 2006, 07:32 AM
quote:Originally posted by sleepyrascal

rik waller!


lol :D:D

They *should charge double for that! ;);):D
duncan
29th March 2006, 07:59 AM
OK it wasnt a Long-haul flight, but i've had to suffer Gyles Brandreth, and Floella Benjamen, with a couple of other lovies on a 2 hour rail journey.

Oh how they loved themselves, and thought it was an amazing hoot that they didnt have tickets when the Guard came round.
Gits.
Scottie
29th March 2006, 08:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by duncan

OK it wasnt a Long-haul flight, but i've had to suffer Gyles Brandreth, and Floella Benjamen, with a couple of other lovies on a 2 hour rail journey.

Oh how they loved themselves, and thought it was an amazing hoot that they didnt have tickets when the Guard came round.
Gits.


sorry but who are those folks????
duncan
29th March 2006, 08:24 AM
Gyles Brandreth, was an MP (Tory), and one of those smug annoying upper class twits that appears on Countdown from time to time, and is also an Author, ISTR. He's famous for wearing really "wacky" jumpers.

Floella Benjamen was a childrens tv presenter, who went onto "other TV projects". ie disappered off into obscurity.
Burple
29th March 2006, 06:54 PM
quote:Originally posted by ScottieCoop


quote:Originally posted by duncan

OK it wasnt a Long-haul flight, but i've had to suffer Gyles Brandreth, and Floella Benjamen, with a couple of other lovies on a 2 hour rail journey.

Oh how they loved themselves, and thought it was an amazing hoot that they didnt have tickets when the Guard came round.
Gits.


sorry but who are those folks????


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Floella Benjamin?? You don't know the Queen of Playschool?? ;);):p:p:D:D


and as for Giles Brandreth... twat. :D:D:D
Actually, Duncan, your description is much better! :D
Smurf
29th March 2006, 07:12 PM
Anyone who had ANYTHING to do with football......

B B B B BORED!!
Crombers
29th March 2006, 09:38 PM
quote:Originally posted by Smurf

Anyone who had ANYTHING to do with football......

B B B B BORED!!


<takes mental note that me & Smurf have next to nothin in common>

:p;)