X30YES
27th March 2006, 05:08 PM
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said,
"You will be when the tide comes in.":D:p:p
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said,
"You will be when the tide comes in.":D:p:p