feefabelle
21st March 2006, 02:08 AM
A lady walked into a Mini dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen,
and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
staccato of flatulents escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed
and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that
if you f*rted just by touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear
the price."
:D
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen,
and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
staccato of flatulents escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed
and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing
had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that
if you f*rted just by touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear
the price."
:D