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Big Col
3rd March 2006, 05:42 PM
1)My tyres are crap in the snow
2)Aberdeen council doesn't believe in grit
3)Contractors that only get paid when they're in the office seem to be a lot more dedicated when it comes to getting into work in the snow.
4)I'M THE ONLY MUPPET THAT'S MADE IT INTO WORK THAT ISN'T A CONTRACTOR!!!
5)Never ask for an ipod on NMS
6)Never ask Sheilz to pay for your petrol
7)Even the smallest and lilest of women can give birth, even if the baby is twice their own size.
8)It is possible for someone driving an LPG MINI to become even more of a puff!
9)Students have too much free time!!!!
10)X5s can actually go offroad
11)England suck at Rugby. :D

It seems every week is a School week. :)

Wul
3rd March 2006, 05:51 PM
Snow - what snow - all we've got is sunshine and plenty of it! :cool:

GAJ
3rd March 2006, 07:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by Wul

Snow - what snow - all we've got is sunshine and plenty of it! :cool:

You spoke too soon! Look out the window. . .

AndyP & Lenore
3rd March 2006, 07:38 PM
How heavy is is Gaj?

Looks from these satelite images (http://www.gyweather.com/satpic.html) it's heading our way.

Smurf
3rd March 2006, 07:43 PM
Snowing fairly heavily in Fintry at the moment..... :D

If this keeps up, going out tonight will certainly be a MINI adventure!!! :eek:

GAJ
3rd March 2006, 07:55 PM
It's heavy!!!

Crombers
3rd March 2006, 07:56 PM
It's trying to snow in Dumbarton but it's a pathetic attempt.

Craig
3rd March 2006, 08:15 PM
just took delivery of nearly 100 printers in the snow.... :D:D

it's not lying though... ;)

Wul
3rd March 2006, 09:35 PM
Aye - I truly tempted fate with that post!! :I

The Dogfather
4th March 2006, 12:20 AM
Col:p

1)My tyres are crap in the snow - It's not the tyres is the driver
2)Aberdeen council doesn't believe in grit - Niether does Aberdeenshire at least before 9am!
3)Contractors that only get paid when they're in the office seem to be a lot more dedicated when it comes to getting into work in the snow. - Nothing like stating the obvious
4)I'M THE ONLY MUPPET THAT'S MADE IT INTO WORK THAT ISN'T A CONTRACTOR!!! - Yes, knob!
6)Never ask Sheilz to pay for your petrol - Or as a character reference if you wear hoodies;)
8)It is possible for someone driving an LPG MINI to become even more of a puff! - Yes he can go and buy a hairdresser car :D
10)X5s can actually go offroad - Can, but very rarely do!
11)England suck at Rugby. - It's only a blip

Sheilz
4th March 2006, 07:51 AM
Frigging Aberdonians! Eh? Onything fur nuthing and ony mair lip fae you 'n will get ye asbo'd :approve:;):D:D:D

monkimagic
4th March 2006, 10:43 AM
Asbo'd

That has gotta be an Aberdonaian word ;)

Sheilz
5th March 2006, 09:24 AM
Not at all, there was talk among those who ken best that individuals wearing hoodies could be subject to Anti-Social Behaviour Orders! This was a hot topic while I was still working at Oakbank esp since most of the staff, including myself, frequently wore this 'offensive' item of clothing! Have moved to a Children & Families team and still wearing the hoody. Kind of object to stereotyping people because of their choice of clothing.

Mini Me
6th March 2006, 04:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col

1)My tyres are crap in the snow
2)Aberdeen council doesn't believe in grit
3)Contractors that only get paid when they're in the office seem to be a lot more dedicated when it comes to getting into work in the snow.
4)I'M THE ONLY MUPPET THAT'S MADE IT INTO WORK THAT ISN'T A CONTRACTOR!!!
5)Never ask for an ipod on NMS
6)Never ask Sheilz to pay for your petrol
7)Even the smallest and lilest of women can give birth, even if the baby is twice their own size.
8)It is possible for someone driving an LPG MINI to become even more of a puff!
9)Students have too much free time!!!!
10)X5s can actually go offroad
11)England suck at Rugby. :D

It seems every week is a School week. :)


well it wasn't how to stop moanin was it.....:eek::blackeye::evil::D

Big Col
6th March 2006, 08:30 PM
You should go sit down, face the front and keep it to yes an no Broon after that horrendous quote for tyres from you!!!!

Big Gordy
6th March 2006, 09:17 PM
Hey Aberdeen guys/gals slightly off topic I know but are the trains still running:question: Ross is due back up there tonight but I'm worried the choo-choos might not be running:evil: Any info appreciated:D :p:D:approve:

Big Col
6th March 2006, 09:28 PM
Yeah they're still running Big G. The roads were clear all the way up this morning and I've not heard any reports of the trains being cancelled.

Smitty
6th March 2006, 11:48 PM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col

9)Students have too much free time!!!!


Point being????:D:cool::p

Big Gordy
7th March 2006, 06:15 AM
Thanks Col:D That's him packed of for another fortnight:disapprove: I'll miss him:( Its back to me against the 2 wimmin again:blackeye:outnumbered:I :p:D

Big Col
7th March 2006, 06:57 AM
Awwwwwwww see folks! Underneath that hard, shiny hair free exteriour is a big softie! :D