bpirie1000
2nd February 2006, 01:43 AM
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and Notices a note on the
table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love
you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks
"Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you
tart, I'm married!
Broken furniture +//0-85.26
Hot Breakfast +//0-4.20
Red Rose bud +//0-3.00
Two Aspirins +//0-0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless:dead:
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror, and Notices a note on the
table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-Love
you!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks
"Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, you
tart, I'm married!
Broken furniture +//0-85.26
Hot Breakfast +//0-4.20
Red Rose bud +//0-3.00
Two Aspirins +//0-0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless:dead: