Burple
30th January 2006, 11:16 PM
(From the George Michael Excuse book ;);))
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which
one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and
sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you
doing?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what
to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ......
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in
the loo next to me answering everything I say!
:D:D:D:p:p:eek:
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which
one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and
sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you
doing?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what
to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time ......
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d*ckhead in
the loo next to me answering everything I say!
:D:D:D:p:p:eek: