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Monsta Mo Mini
11th March 2003, 07:54 PM
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER

Big Col
2nd November 2004, 11:18 PM
Don't blame me! Wul gave me the idea in the "I AM B O R E D" thread! He practically dared me to do it!

Gismo
3rd November 2004, 02:05 AM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Don't blame me! Wul gave me the idea in the "I AM B O R E D" thread! He practically dared me to do it!
Yawn, only 5 more to delete :evil:

Sheilz
3rd November 2004, 02:32 AM
Go and play with your constructiom kits!;):D

Big Col
3rd November 2004, 07:33 AM
quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland


quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Don't blame me! Wul gave me the idea in the "I AM B O R E D" thread! He practically dared me to do it!
Yawn, only 5 more to delete :evil:


Heh. Sorry BS. :I