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Burple
16th December 2005, 08:11 PM
A reply for all those out there who have the unfortunate compulsion to forward on £$%"^ing chain letters!!!! ;)

The Perfect Forwarding Email:

My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time
and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for
making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.

* Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue
on envelopes - cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need
to seal an envelope.

* Also, I scrub The top of every can I open for the same reason. Because
of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because itI know it
can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing
characteristic.

* I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be
pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

* I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day.

* I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with
aperfume sample and rob me.

* I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible
mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

* I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have
363,214angels looking out for me.

* Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I
forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.

* I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the
internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th
time).

* I no longer have any money at all in fact - but that will change once
I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
participating in their special on-line email program.

Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will
now return the favour! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked caseof
diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EST) this afternoon. I know
this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door
neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

DO IT NOW OR ELSE.

And Have a nice day!

jayex
16th December 2005, 08:16 PM
:D lol nice one :cool:

MartinSullivan
16th December 2005, 08:17 PM
LOL :D

Wul
16th December 2005, 08:53 PM
PMSL! :D

monkimagic
17th December 2005, 02:16 AM
:D