Cat

[Scottie]

A bloke goes to vet with his cat. Vet looks down cat's throat and says "Say aaahh"

"Don't be f#%king stupid it's a cat" says the bloke.

Vet says "I was talking to you. The cat's dead"

[Gismo]

Nice one Fi :D slow today at work then ;)

[Burple]

heh.. :D

..But the version I heard with a dead dog was funnier :p:p:D:D:D