Gismo
30th November 2005, 08:06 PM
Wee Davie from Royston always wanted to look cool. His friend told him that he needed a good designer pair of trainers to go with his shell suit.
He paid a visit to his local chapel where Father Anthony advised him to start saving his money.
Davie saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Buckfast and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Proudly, he strutted down the streets of Royston calling out to all the passers "by ra way man, see ma new gutties? Cool, eh?"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of gutties but was young Davie aware that he had a lace undone?
Davie scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do such a thing.
When asked for proof of this instruction, Davie took off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
>"There y'are y F*^"*y! .......It clearly says...................... Taiwan !!!!!
He paid a visit to his local chapel where Father Anthony advised him to start saving his money.
Davie saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty bottles of Buckfast and finally managed to get himself a pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
Proudly, he strutted down the streets of Royston calling out to all the passers "by ra way man, see ma new gutties? Cool, eh?"
One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that they were indeed a fine pair of gutties but was young Davie aware that he had a lace undone?
Davie scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a trailing lace and that on the sole of the trainer there were instructions for the wearer to do such a thing.
When asked for proof of this instruction, Davie took off his trainer and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
>"There y'are y F*^"*y! .......It clearly says...................... Taiwan !!!!!