A great mate ;)

[john]

TRUE FRIEND TILL THE END

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use really big long complicated words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

"Why?" you may ask, because you are my friend.

[MartinSullivan]

LOL :D

[Julz]

)Also sounds a bit like a marriage!!;):D (well, mine!:p

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

)Also sounds a bit like a marriage!!;):D (well, mine!:p


:eek::eek::eek::eek:

"3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. "


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::p:p:D:D

[Julz]

Your point being Ewan??;):p:D

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

Your point being Ewan??;):p:D




...Err..... nothing.... :I:I:I:I:I


snigger.... surely you'd know anyway! ;):D:I

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1
snigger.... surely you'd know anyway! ;):D:I


I'd bloomin' well hope so, but look at the trouble that sort of nonsense gets you into!!;):p:D

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by Julz
I'd bloomin' well hope so, but look at the trouble that sort of nonsense gets you into!!;):p:D
Especially when the missus finds oot :I:p:D

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

Especially when the missus finds oot :I:p:D


:eek::eek::eek::eek:;):p