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Monsta Mo Mini
3rd October 2003, 11:54 PM
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

BOB
6th October 2003, 03:12 AM
quote:Originally posted by Monsta Mo Mini

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first