Mini Martyn
3rd October 2003, 12:38 AM
One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled
up beside him and wound down its' window.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and 10 quid" the driver asked.
"I said no way" replied the boy.
"What about a bag of lollies and 50 quid?' asked the driver.
"No, I'm not getting in the car." answered the boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and 100 quid" the driver offered.
"No!" replied the boy.
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the f*cking Lada, you live with it!"
up beside him and wound down its' window.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and 10 quid" the driver asked.
"I said no way" replied the boy.
"What about a bag of lollies and 50 quid?' asked the driver.
"No, I'm not getting in the car." answered the boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and 100 quid" the driver offered.
"No!" replied the boy.
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the f*cking Lada, you live with it!"