Big Gordy
27th August 2003, 04:26 PM
A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to take-off when
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats
beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work
for the airline. The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a
sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne
when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few
seconds.it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
arm. He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,
and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over
the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats
beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work
for the airline. The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a
sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne
when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few
seconds.it then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
arm. He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,
and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That
man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes
up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over
the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!