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Monsta Mo Mini
22nd August 2003, 10:33 PM
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
5) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
6) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
7) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
8) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
9) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
10) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
11) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
12) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
13) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
15) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
16) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
17) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
19) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
20) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Big Col
22nd August 2003, 10:58 PM
They're all pretty spot on apart from 17. If you see a guy walking by carrying a pit bull by it's peas then you gotta give him the Kudos.

Big Gordy
22nd August 2003, 11:02 PM
Another one that I live by is 'never trust a man who wears a VEST' :eek:

Big Col
22nd August 2003, 11:06 PM
"Never eat Yellow Snow"

Big Gordy
22nd August 2003, 11:19 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh I feel the start of another music quiz.........who sang those immortal words 'if you go where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow' Extra point if you can name the album as well ;)

Big Col
22nd August 2003, 11:45 PM
I think (THINK) Frank Zappa sang it but I can't name the album. Was it FZ? huh huh huh?

Big Gordy
22nd August 2003, 11:58 PM
Yes you are correct :p It was Frank Zappa but that's not the album. Anyone else know :question::D

Linda M
23rd August 2003, 12:10 AM
I see you've had a lot to do today Calum ;)

Burple
28th August 2003, 10:28 PM
....And Old Ladies with Mobile phones just look plain WRONG!!
;)