Marketing Condoms

[MartinSullivan]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline...

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.(Gross)

M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.

Duracell Condoms - Keep going and going.

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK Condoms - No comment required.

Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard
work.

Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.

OnDigital Condoms - Plug and play!

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.(Really, i did)

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!

Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin

Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot
reach

Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service

Pepperami Condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

[Cooper_si]

so glad not to see Essential Condoms...Competition, styling and performance !!! :D

[AndyP & Lenore]

MINI Condoms - Its a MINI adventure.;)

[AndyP & Lenore]

Gillette Condoms - The Best A Man Can Get.

[T8SLD]

Martin, where on earth did you think these up? What a hoot!
Well, i work for Morrison Construction so i'm "delivering what we promise" ;)

[Craig]

Andy - your just not busy enough.;)

what about

Police Condoms - making communities safer!:D:D

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by T8SLD

Martin, where on earth did you think these up? What a hoot!
Well, i work for Morrison Construction so i'm "delivering what we promise" ;)


Cant claim credit for them I am afraid - got them on an email this morning.

Saw your car down at Berryden car park on Friday - I actually took a pic of my car parked in front of yours but forgot to post an "I saw you.."

[gill]

That was funny ... !!! :D:D:D

What about 'Ariel' condoms - because dirt is good!!

Or 'Kleenex Velvet' condoms - love your bum!!

(My son just thought of that - he's only 12 you know!!!);)

[sleepyrascal]

nokia - connecting people

ciff - one squirt, job done

[Burple]

quote:
Or 'Kleenex Velvet' condoms - love your bum!!
(My son just thought of that - he's only 12 you know!!!);)



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[T8SLD]

quote:

Cant claim credit for them I am afraid - got them on an email this morning.

Saw your car down at Berryden car park on Friday - I actually took a pic of my car parked in front of yours but forgot to post an "I saw you.."


I thought it saw you in the clothes shop with your wife but i wasnt sure and didnt want to make a fool of myself by coming up incase it wasnt you!:D But i noticed your car in front of mine outside :)so now i wont doubt myself and will speak next time!Hope your pic doesnt show my alloys as they were black instead of white :(

[MartinSullivan]

Wife :question: dont tell my girlfriend you saw me with the wife or you will get me in serious trouble ;)