Hello

[BOB]

So i take it this is the place to introduce ya self.
well my names Wendy but my mates call me Bob, dont ask why.
ummm not much to say really,im 18 i like driving, going out with my mates, chatting fast cars. thats all.

[Monsta Mo Mini]

You got a MINI then?

[Big Col]

<fights the urge to ask why her mates call her BOB>

[Gismo]

So, BOB, why do you get called BOB :question: :cool: also, where you from :question:

Bonnie Scotland

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Is that BOB in the Blackadder sense...BOB? :cool:

[Burple]

:D
Glad someone else thought about the Blackadder reference!!
(see my other post wherever it is... ;))

It's obviously short for...... Bob... ;) :D

[Big Gordy]

You wouldn't happen to be from the Falkirk area are you BOB. the reason I ask is that as we were leaving Tesco's in the retail park we noticed a chili red mini one with a young lass at the wheel 8) hanging out with some of the 'cruisers' :eek: Just wondered if it was you thats all ;)

[Linda M]

Welcome BOB :)

Gordy, the Red ONE you saw at Tesco is probably Laura. She's about 18 and neighbour of my folks......since she got her MINI she's never out of it :D

[Big Col]

HANG ON!!!!! You people on here know 18 year old girls that drive Mini's and you HAVEN'T TOLD ME??

I'm staggered by this! I feel betrayed.

[Big Gordy]

Are 18 year olds not to old for you :evil:

[Big Col]

Not if they drive MINI's they aint...

[knaone]

Welcome to NMS BOB :)

[Big Gordy]

That Colin has no scruples at all :approve:

[Big Col]

THAT'S AN OUTRAGEOUS THING TO SAY GORDY! I'll have you know I have got a damn fine pair of hairy scrup...oh...hang on a mo...SCRUPLES? No. Fair enough. You have a point about that.

[knaone]

this topic is gettin scary..... *looks very very worried*

[Big Gordy]

You don't know how lucky are just reading it ;) I've got to WORK beside him. You have no idea what I have to put up with :p No wonder I've lost my hair :cool:

[knaone]

lol
oh dear.... there is the fact i can just atleast walk away... there is always destroying each others chair when the other is off to the loo :p hehe

[BOB]

Umm i come from Telford not far from Birmingham. So whose this col guy? i dont know why my mates call me bob it got stuck with me.
I drive a micra but i love minis cant afford one at the mo.my mates got one ya might know him by the name of mini martyn??

[Big Col]

You have no idea how much that hurts me G man. :(

You know...People say I´m the life of the party, ´Cause I tell a joke or two. Although I may be laughin´ loud and hearty, deep inside I´m blue. So take a good look at my face. You'll see my smile looks out of place. If you look closer it´s easy to trace, the tracks of my tears.

[Big Gordy]

Nicky must have told you the lyrics for 'tears of a clown' (how appropriate me thinks ;)) because your not old enough to know then yourself :eek:

[knaone]

Seen Mini Martyn about on Mini2....

Col is the mad one... if you look he is apparently sittin next to Gordy but i cant see it myself :)

[Big Col]

You're spot on G man. The Nickmeister copied it onto a MINIdisc as part of what he calls my education. It's quite annoying 'cos we got a music quiz emailed to us that had lyrics from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's on seperate sheets in a spreadsheet. I got more right from the 60's that I did the 90's. Kinda annoying really. :mad:

As for knaone's comment...HEY! I aint mad. I'm special so there! Least that's what my mum tells me.:D I also don't sit next to Gordy (thanks gawd). He sit's one floor down.:p

To answer BOB's question about "Whose this col guy" Col is a young, tall, dark and handsome MINI cooper owner. :cool:

[Big Gordy]

Ohhhhhhhh pllllleeeeeeaase lets not start this AGAIN and for the last time you aint good lookin OK :dead: When we came out of the pictures last night Laura's mini was cuddled up to ours' AAAAAAAAAWWWWWW isnt that cute love at first site (I hope her car is a girl or we are in trouble :eek:)

[Davidson2]

Along comes a young 18 year old Girl Wendy, who prior to Jerry Springer used to be called 'Bob' - still is called Bob infact, and the Forums Hormones are jumping like a Flea ridden Dog!
Hi Wendy, What you doin Friday?

[BOB]

This Friday ummm which was yesturday i was working and then i went to a club. thanks for asking. what did any of you bunch do? lols.

[Burple]

Got quite succesfully sh*tfaced (ahem... sorry, I meant to say had a couple of lemonades and a babycham <cof cof>;)) at the Scotish Mini Weekend!!!
mmmmmmm..... Uncle Jack and Coke... :D

[Davidson2]

Bob, Are you relly looking for a Man who thinks a Mini is a big thing?:eek: