You're all jobbies!!!

[Big Col]

I'm fed up and the last time someone started a thread insulting people it got a lot of responses so you're all jobbies! :)

[GAJ]

Takes one to know one!:approve:

[minidriver#1]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col

I'm fed up and the last time someone started a thread insulting people it got a lot of responses so you're all jobbies! :)





aye well you're a jobby jabber

[The Dogfather]

Col, if it makes you feel any better you're a salami slapper!

Hope this helps!

- taken from

Profanisaurus (http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/profanisaurus/profan_index.php)

[Wul]

or a chorizo choker!! ;)

[Wul]

Hey Col - if you're that bored - maybe you should try something radical.....like waxing your car!! :p:D

[Julz]

<walks in, reads thread, looks looooooooong way up at Big C, shakes head, hides in corner>

Oh dear, it's going to be another one of those days!!:p:D

[The Dogfather]

And you smell like a pile of dead fannies!

[Big Col]

Pffff!

Gaj ye park like a wumman!
KJ yer a pure ned man!
BDM you smell of wet dog!
Wul you're a puff with a polish fetish!
Julz yer a grumpy wee oompah loompah!

:D

[Burple]

Haw Hightower, ya Dobber!!
You're pure gonnae get a richt guid boot up the keechie-winker!! :eek::eek::blackeye::p

Starfish trooper!

:D

[Julz]

Handy thing is, oompah loompah I may be (although with less of an orange tinge, not a great believer in fake tan!!), but you never saw me tie your shoe laces together!! T-I-M-B-E-R!!!:p:D

[The Dogfather]

LnL - Ya shiney headed sausage jockey!

<Deep Breath> Col - You are a complete and utter Man U fan! I hope I dodn't go too far with this one :p

[Gismo]

Hey Col, from down here i can see your needing your nasal hair trimming, get it sorted before i rip them out with my finely tuned chainsaw

[Wul]

Need i say more....Google.....Colin Wilson.....I'm feeling lucky:D

Your looking more handsome by the day big fella - never thought you'd make it to 70 though!!:p

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

LnL - Ya shiney headed sausage jockey!
<Deep Breath> Col - You are a complete and utter Man U fan! I hope I dodn't go too far with this one :p


Aye.. that's good coming from the Midget World Champion Sticky-toffee-Starfish tickler... :D
Get that meat-paste off yer winkie before that poor doggy of yours needs therapy! :D:D:D
:p:p

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Wul

Need i say more....Google.....Colin Wilson.....I'm feeling lucky:D

Your looking more handsome by the day big fella - never thought you'd make it to 70 though!!:p


Bwah hah hah hah hah!!! Sweeeet!! :D:D:D

The pictures of you in the background are bootiful big man..
And it's soo sweet of you to post a pic of yourself with the latest addition to your Harem.... ;);):D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p:p:clown::clown:

[Big Col]

Ok now you're all just being mean! I can't help how I look. :(

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Ok now you're all just being mean! I can't help how I look. :(


Hey look everyone!!
Someone starting a thread abusing us...

...then going in the huff when he gets it back...

That sort of thing NEVER happens round here... ;););););):p:p:p:p:D:D:D:D:clown::clown::clown::cl own::clown::clown:

[frizzie__kizzie]

Quick, somebody get Col some giant-size kleenex...

:I:clown::kiss:

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Pffff!

Gaj ye park like a wumman!
KJ yer a pure ned man!
BDM you smell of wet dog!
Wul you're a puff with a polish fetish!
Julz yer a grumpy wee oompah loompah!

:D


Yer a waste of skin....ya big puff:eek::blackeye::p:evil:...and you drive a hornet,or is it a midge,no it's a flea....oh a cannae mind :evil:

[Big Col]

It's just as well that website really isn't of me or I'd be well upset! But don't worry folks. I'm actually gorgeous! :D

[Mini Me]

<coughsandnearlychokes>:p