Mini Martyn
5th May 2005, 07:13 PM
An man goes into a bar, he is an amputee ... one of his hands is missing, the other one is fine. He wears a wristwatch on the arm with no hand. He sits down and has a few drinks, when suddenly the guy next to him says, "Excuse me mate, but I couldn't help but notice that you wear your wristwatch around your stump, and one would think like that you'd wear it on the other hand" ... to which the man replies "Oh would one, would they, and what would I f#cki#g, put it on with?"