Caption Contest

[Monsta Mo Mini]

NMS Car sticker to the funniest caption:

http://www.newminiscotland.co.uk/images/cullen_2/officer.jpg

[Willie M]

Rumours of a Krankies comeback tour gain currency. Ian & Janette Krankie pictured in Blairgowrie, yesterday.. :eek:
Fan Dabi Dozi !!!

[Julz]

Well, seeing as Ian is on the left that can only mean that Bonnie is Janette!!:D:D

[Wul]

"Honest officer - it's my real hair!"

:D:D

[john]

Ye see A toldye a wis tall enough to be a bobby!!

[Tony]

look,....and if you touch his right shoulder, he makes this really funny face..

[Gismo]

To be fair i was standing on a box at the time ;)
B"*+"'~S :)

Bonnie Scotland :D

[3GGG]

Rosco P Coltrane & Boss Hogg

[zimbo]

'Excuse me pal' you've nae seen any minis by any chance have Ye??

[Burple]

Mini succesfully sneaks past local Rozzers and Inspector Gadget...

The end.... ;):D

[Burple]

"He's behind you!!!"

....."Oh No He's Not!!!!"


......"Oh Yes He Is!!"


.... repeat till fade.... ;)

[Mini Martyn]

Whos the silly looking one?

[Burple]

That's a very nice Policeman we met on the Cullen run.... ;)
<whistles innocently, shuffles feet.... Then legs it into distance a la Roadrunner!!> ;);)
snigger snigger...

Oh... and the other one's Bonnie Scotland! :D

[zimbo]

POLICEMAN- <thinks to himself>
" If this ginger *** lowers his hand any further... "

[minidriver#1]

'when i was in lockdown, me and frankie became real close'

[ELFMAN]

BMW's Scottish Sales Manager announces new model -
the MINI "COPPER".
Options include:
Airbags you can blow into.
"Solitary Confinement" Sports Seats.
Speedo which screams "You're Nicked, sunshine!" when you exceed 70MPH.
Xenon Blue flashing lights.

[broken_brian]

ginger spice and her bodygaurd pose for picture with new mini.