Mini Martyn
22nd April 2005, 07:11 PM
The Best Break up Letter Ever
A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.....
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow mates for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....
along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky...
A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky.....
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow mates for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....
along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky...