The unexplainable

[PepperNI]

Did you ever notice that when you were young you used to run on your arse trying to get away from a smacked ass from your mum or dad? Was it because you thought you had an increadable ability to "Tuck your arse away"?

Why are tennis balls furry?

Why do they call a gadget a gadget?

Answers please..

[minidriver#1]

why are birds called birds?

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Why do people buy Will Young records?

[Scottie]

quote:Originally posted by PepperNI

Why are tennis balls furry?



Answers please..


So my Molly can catch them easier;)http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/scottiecoop/47477.jpg

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by Monsta Mo Mini

Why do people buy Will Young records?


:D:D:D

[Big Col]

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

[Wul]

> > >Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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> > >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
> > >there is not enough?
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> > >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> > >stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> > >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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> > >Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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>> > >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> > >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> > >throw a revolver at him?
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> > >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> > >Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> > >What is the speed of darkness?
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> > >Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?
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> > >If you send someone 'Polystyrene', how do you pack it?
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> > >If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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> > >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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>> > >If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
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> > >Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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> > >--
> > >Can you cry under water?
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> > >What level of importance must a person have , before they are
> > >considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>> > >If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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> > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> > >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put

[GAJ]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Edited by - Big Col on 08 Apr 2005 14:50:05

And why did you have to edit your post?:D

[Burple]

quote:
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> > >If you send someone 'Polystyrene', how do you pack it?


Bubble wrap??? ;);)
:D:D:D:D:D

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by KJ_innit

why are birds called birds?


cos they don't like it when you call them "biatches" or "Ho's"

;););););););)




I keed!!! I keed!!!:blackeye::p:D:D

[minidriver#1]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1


quote:Originally posted by KJ_innit

why are birds called birds?


cos they don't like it when you call them "biatches" or "Ho's"

;););););););)




I keed!!! I keed!!!:blackeye::p:D:D




dont make me lay the pimp hand. Why are pimps frowned upon?

[PepperNI]

Why are pimps called pimps? Why do they carry canes and large gold goblets? Who was the first pimp and why did he start pimpin? Can someone PIMP my RIDE?

[Big Col]

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[PepperNI]

aghh I knew someone would have a smart answer! :)