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Mini Martyn
17th March 2005, 10:53 PM
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time
removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the
Irishman started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had
done, "what was that all about?"

"Nothin'," said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of
olives!"