Map of a Cat's Brain

[Burple]

Well we knew it really... but here's the Proof!! (http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/mapping.htm)
;):D:D:D:cool:

[Heather]

PMSL!!! Luckliy my cats short circuit has been disconected! Gaj's cat still has hers.

[Burple]

Yup.... should do...
He should also look Here (http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/humor.htm)

and especially Here (http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/pill.htm) and Here! (http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/bathing.htm)
;);):D:D:p:p:cool:

[The Dogfather]

Ewan, do you use the two bucket method for your cat?

Dogs are so much easier just take them to a lake side and throw a stick in, simple one washed dog!

[Julz]

How familiar 'the cats are not pampered' bit sounds:p

Also very appropriate - the bathing of a cat, especially when they are close descendants from a wild cat and don't have claws, but huuuuuuge hooky talons!! But they're oh so cute!!:I:clown:

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Ewan, do you use the two bucket method for your cat?

Dogs are so much easier just take them to a lake side and throw a stick in, simple one washed dog!


Eeeeeww... Wet dog!! Bleh!! :dead::p
THe world's nastiest smell!!
(Even worse than that Minime Chappie apparently!) ;);):p:D


Nah.. I prefer to use the compact version myself...
Put on Protective clothing.
Squirt the shampoo into the toilet.
In one swift movement, Grab cat, lob into toilet, slam lid and sit on it.
Flush once (once is usually enough) - you may need a friend to sit on the lid with you...
Now the hard part - Get your assistant to open every door in the straightest line possible from the bathroom to the Outside air.
Take a step back from the toilet - prefereably hide in the bath.
Open toilet lid and take cover.
Cat will automatically air dry at about Mach 3.....


:D:cool::D

[Smurf]

PMSL !!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Big Col]

Don't laugh people! He's actually done that!!! You can tell! ;)