MartinSullivan
11th February 2005, 05:37 PM
Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:
Dear Basta*ds
My congratulations to you on sponsoring a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your poxy warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours sincerely
One unhappy customer
Dear Basta*ds
My congratulations to you on sponsoring a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will be arriving from your poxy warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours sincerely
One unhappy customer