Starky
28th January 2005, 07:40 PM
A woman walks into the car showroom, browses around then spots the car of her dreams, as she bends over to inspect the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escaped her, extremely embarassed she turns round hoping no-one noticed her little accident, to her horror a sales person was standing directly behind her. In an effort to regain her composure she asks him - "Sir, can you tell me the price of this fine motor vehicle" and the sales person retorted - "I'm afraid not madam, if you farted when you touched it, you'll sh*t yourself when you hear the price" :D:D:D:D