Wul
14th December 2004, 11:43 PM
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| It's a small world, but I wouldn't | |
| want to have to paint it. | |
| | |
| I made a stupid mistake last week. | |
| Come to think of it, did you ever | |
| hear of someone making a clever | |
| mistake? | |
| | |
| So I gave him a wave. Actually, it | |
| was more of a half wave, because I | |
| only half know him. | |
| | |
|What use is happiness? It can't buy | |
| you money. | |
| | |
|I met this cowboy with a brown paper| |
| hat, paper waistcoat and paper | |
| trousers. He was wanted for | |
| rustling. | |
| | |
| If something's neither here nor | |
| there, where the hell is it? | |
| | |
| My father was a simple man. My | |
| mother was a simple woman. You see | |
|the result standing in front of you,| |
| a simpleton. | |
| | |
|I had a tragic childhood. My parents| |
| never understood me. They were | |
| Japanese. | |
| | |
| I won't say I was slow developer, | |
|but our teacher was quite pleased to| |
| have someone her own age in the | |
| class to talk to. | |
| | |
|If it weren't for marriage, husband | |
| and wives would have to fight with | |
| strangers. | |
| | |
| After I told my wife that black | |
| underwear turned me on, she didn't | |
| wash my Y-fronts for a month. | |
| | |
| Kippers- fish that like a lot of | |
| sleep. | |
| | |
| The boat was so old; it must have | |
|been launched when Long John Silver | |
| had two legs and an egg on his | |
| shoulder. | |
|
| It's a small world, but I wouldn't | |
| want to have to paint it. | |
| | |
| I made a stupid mistake last week. | |
| Come to think of it, did you ever | |
| hear of someone making a clever | |
| mistake? | |
| | |
| So I gave him a wave. Actually, it | |
| was more of a half wave, because I | |
| only half know him. | |
| | |
|What use is happiness? It can't buy | |
| you money. | |
| | |
|I met this cowboy with a brown paper| |
| hat, paper waistcoat and paper | |
| trousers. He was wanted for | |
| rustling. | |
| | |
| If something's neither here nor | |
| there, where the hell is it? | |
| | |
| My father was a simple man. My | |
| mother was a simple woman. You see | |
|the result standing in front of you,| |
| a simpleton. | |
| | |
|I had a tragic childhood. My parents| |
| never understood me. They were | |
| Japanese. | |
| | |
| I won't say I was slow developer, | |
|but our teacher was quite pleased to| |
| have someone her own age in the | |
| class to talk to. | |
| | |
|If it weren't for marriage, husband | |
| and wives would have to fight with | |
| strangers. | |
| | |
| After I told my wife that black | |
| underwear turned me on, she didn't | |
| wash my Y-fronts for a month. | |
| | |
| Kippers- fish that like a lot of | |
| sleep. | |
| | |
| The boat was so old; it must have | |
|been launched when Long John Silver | |
| had two legs and an egg on his | |
| shoulder. | |
|