Never Ending Scottish Mini Story

[knaone]

Ok, blatently stolen from Mini2 but we can put a scottish swing on it, no more than three words to continue the story

Once there was...

[Willie M]

Once there was..a Montrose resident..

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burbery...

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet....

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided...

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because

[Linda M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:

bonnie scotland

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it and added a

[imcharg]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...singing ardvark on

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...singing ardvark on...a snow board...

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty

[Linda M]

quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:
OK, I didn't read the rules :I

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by Linda M


quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:
OK, I didn't read the rules :I

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Ok, now you've got the hang of it why did you use 6 this time ;)

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home..

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on...

[Wul]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart....

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style, leopard skin...

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style, leopard skin...then sold it...

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay..

[Wul]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid

[Linda M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then....



By the way Wul are you really 13 years old :D:D:D

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks..

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney...brand new gearshift (would have said knob)

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his

[Linda M]

Having used my special powers I have sorted out the posting mess and we're back on track now :)

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend......

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said....

[Gismo]

:D At last :clown: Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said....Stouffa's been mugged

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...aka daisy

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently...flashing her spotlights...

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as..

[Willie M]

quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged
GRRrrrr !! :eek:
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose..

[Linda M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken...

[Monsta Mo Mini]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken kebab from the

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the...far off land

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the...far off land...aberdeen airport lounge

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided...to dig holes

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway..

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from...Bonnie Scotlands car

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale on.......

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet...using a hole

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the....

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the...great weight of

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good

[shoppie]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry

[Bod]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy black

[shoppie]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy black mingin' heavily flammable

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy....

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy....because Daisy was

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances.

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again.....

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to.....

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS......

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away.....

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie.

[shoppie]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro....with rope and

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic.......

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by....

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.....

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh..

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh....another irate manager

[john]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark...

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom

[Fontal]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a...

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and...

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed...

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing...

[Fontal]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a...

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty

[Fontal]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers..

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete

[Fontal]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of...

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down

[GAJ]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from

[Julz]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above

[knaone]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was...

[Linda M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

[Willie M]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly

[Gismo]

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly...It's a miracle

[knaone]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly...It's a miracle declared Julz as...

had to cut it down a bit as it wouldnt let me post a reply for a "disk space error" :eek::p

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by knaone

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new-look BabyB...

had to cut it down a bit as it wouldnt let me post a reply for a "disk space error" :eek::p

[Linda M]

Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply :eek:

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB....

[knaone]

Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by

[Fontal]

Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled...

[knaone]

Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by

[shoppie]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd

[knaone]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this

[Fontal]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a

[Julz]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification

[john]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it

[knaone]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19"

[john]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19"knicker elastic,that......

[knaone]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic,that was snapped by

[Gismo]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel

[Willie M]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany...

[Gismo]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany...the wine tasting

[Willie M]

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany the wine tasting and outright gluttony

[knaone]

I'm bored so lets see if this can be resurrected with a bit more success... same old rules, continue the story, no more than 3 words....:D:D:D:D Here we go:

It all began...

[GAJ]

It all began, like most things...

[macblob]

It all began, like most things with a new.........

[knaone]

It all began, like most things with a new member who joined...

[macblob]

It all began, like most things with a new member who joined a club that...

[knaone]

It all began, like most things with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red....

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red....white and blue

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals...

[GAJ]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon...

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell

[Big Gordy]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell made it unbearable

[Mini Martyn]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell made it unbearable because of the

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the....

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for...

[Mini Martyn]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind...

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo...

[broken_brian]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted...

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of...

[Willie M]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his...

<whistle> Point of order. You're only allowed up to 3 words per post Ln'L1. Bad boy... in your bed!!!

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big...

[Big Gordy]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection....

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him

[Burple]

<whoops> :I:I;)

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure...

[Big Gordy]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop........

[seany]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off,

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came...

[seany]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his mini...

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by seany
furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his mini...


Must....resist....smut.....temptation......

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his

[Big Gordy]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper.........

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished........

[seany]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone....

[Willie M]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started...

[Julz]

]It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the...

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a

[GAJ]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing

[Willie M]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore....

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a

[Vosh]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They...

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and

[Quik_Mini]

charged at the

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of...

[GAJ]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream...

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream...
The vet realised

[Willie M]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like......

[GAJ]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat....

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Wille M...

[Gismo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Wille M...perched on top

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking...

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland.

[Gismo]

Oi :evil: I thought the rules were plain enough
1) Use 3, yes thats THREE words LNL1 & Big Col
2) No mention of Bonnie Scotland :blackeye:

Bonnie Scotland

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that......

[Quik_Mini]

Posted - 22 Dec 2003 : 12:28:16
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It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking....

[Big Col]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking, pedantic Bonnie Scotland...:p

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll actually looked better........

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll actually looked better and much more.......

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the

[broken_brian]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL...

[Big Col]

<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!
:blackeye::evil::blackeye:

[broken_brian]

just adding to the suspense

hee hee
:clown::clown:

plus bs said that we're not allowed to mention him in the rules :approve::approve::D8)

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life

[Quik_Mini]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland :p (hides)

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read.....

(nobody playing anymore, my tangent sentence writing to much to comprehend?)

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes...

[broken_brian]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while....

[Julz]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his...

[knaone]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining..

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as...

[zimbo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the....

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe......

[The_Highlander]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who....

[The_Highlander]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where....

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved...

[macblob]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds......

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5....

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready..

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which...

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness..

[mr.b]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before.....

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded...

[Neil and Lorna]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders...

[Burple]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green... ;)

[zimbo]

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find...