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knaone
3rd March 2003, 05:42 AM
Ok, blatently stolen from Mini2 but we can put a scottish swing on it, no more than three words to continue the story

Once there was...

Willie M
3rd March 2003, 07:34 AM
Once there was..a Montrose resident..

john
3rd March 2003, 03:08 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burbery...

Monsta Mo Mini
3rd March 2003, 05:59 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet....

Willie M
3rd March 2003, 10:15 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided...

Monsta Mo Mini
3rd March 2003, 10:26 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the

knaone
3rd March 2003, 10:55 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because

Linda M
3rd March 2003, 11:12 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and

Gismo
3rd March 2003, 11:44 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:

bonnie scotland

Monsta Mo Mini
3rd March 2003, 11:52 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it and added a

imcharg
4th March 2003, 12:38 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and...he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig

Julz
4th March 2003, 04:41 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...

Monsta Mo Mini
4th March 2003, 04:45 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...singing ardvark on

Gismo
4th March 2003, 05:09 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig...and a matching...singing ardvark on...a snow board...

knaone
4th March 2003, 05:58 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty

Linda M
4th March 2003, 06:45 AM
quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:
OK, I didn't read the rules :I

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.

Gismo
4th March 2003, 08:21 AM
quote:Originally posted by Linda M


quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

Also linda, you cheated, you put in more than 3 words, rules are not to be broken:clown:
OK, I didn't read the rules :I

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Ok, now you've got the hang of it why did you use 6 this time ;)

Willie M
4th March 2003, 04:50 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home..

Monsta Mo Mini
4th March 2003, 05:53 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on...

Wul
4th March 2003, 06:20 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart....

Monsta Mo Mini
4th March 2003, 06:23 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style, leopard skin...

Gismo
4th March 2003, 07:56 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style, leopard skin...then sold it...

Willie M
4th March 2003, 09:28 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay..

Wul
4th March 2003, 10:09 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid

Linda M
4th March 2003, 11:03 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then....



By the way Wul are you really 13 years old :D:D:D

john
5th March 2003, 12:49 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks..

knaone
5th March 2003, 03:58 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a

Julz
5th March 2003, 04:13 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade

knaone
5th March 2003, 05:17 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car

Julz
5th March 2003, 05:33 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch

knaone
5th March 2003, 05:36 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he

Julz
5th March 2003, 05:42 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and

knaone
5th March 2003, 05:46 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney

Gismo
5th March 2003, 06:03 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney...brand new gearshift (would have said knob)

Julz
5th March 2003, 06:04 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry

knaone
5th March 2003, 06:13 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he

Monsta Mo Mini
5th March 2003, 06:18 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his

Linda M
5th March 2003, 07:18 AM
Having used my special powers I have sorted out the posting mess and we're back on track now :)

Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend......

john
5th March 2003, 08:18 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said....

Gismo
5th March 2003, 06:02 PM
:D At last :clown: Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said....Stouffa's been mugged

john
5th March 2003, 06:05 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...

Gismo
5th March 2003, 07:03 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie...aka daisy

knaone
5th March 2003, 08:24 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently

Gismo
5th March 2003, 08:57 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently...flashing her spotlights...

knaone
5th March 2003, 10:02 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as..

Willie M
5th March 2003, 10:06 PM
quote:Originally posted by bonnie scotland

His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged
GRRrrrr !! :eek:
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose..

Linda M
5th March 2003, 11:13 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....

Gismo
6th March 2003, 02:49 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken...

Monsta Mo Mini
6th March 2003, 03:57 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese....from a chicken kebab from the

Julz
6th March 2003, 06:34 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the...far off land

Gismo
6th March 2003, 06:37 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the...far off land...aberdeen airport lounge

Julz
6th March 2003, 06:54 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour

knaone
6th March 2003, 07:16 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided

Gismo
6th March 2003, 08:34 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided...to dig holes

john
6th March 2003, 10:43 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway..

knaone
7th March 2003, 01:48 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport

Gismo
7th March 2003, 02:15 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon

knaone
7th March 2003, 02:26 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift...and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from

Julz
7th March 2003, 05:13 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from...Bonnie Scotlands car

john
7th March 2003, 06:01 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale on.......

knaone
7th March 2003, 06:56 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he

Willie M
7th March 2003, 04:40 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet

Gismo
7th March 2003, 08:47 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet...using a hole

john
8th March 2003, 12:14 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the....

Julz
8th March 2003, 05:01 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the...great weight of

knaone
9th March 2003, 06:01 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets

Gismo
9th March 2003, 06:56 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good

shoppie
9th March 2003, 09:18 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry

Bod
9th March 2003, 09:38 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't

Julz
10th March 2003, 12:01 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing

Willie M
10th March 2003, 02:06 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of

Gismo
10th March 2003, 02:48 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy black

shoppie
10th March 2003, 11:57 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy black mingin' heavily flammable

Willie M
11th March 2003, 04:47 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of

Gismo
11th March 2003, 06:26 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude

Julz
14th March 2003, 04:44 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant

Willie M
14th March 2003, 07:43 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend

john
14th March 2003, 08:08 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy....

Gismo
14th March 2003, 08:12 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy....because Daisy was

Willie M
14th March 2003, 09:20 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances.

Gismo
17th March 2003, 06:02 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was

john
17th March 2003, 09:48 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again.....

Julz
19th March 2003, 03:21 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able

john
20th March 2003, 12:58 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to.....

Willie M
20th March 2003, 01:11 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie

john
20th March 2003, 02:35 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS......

Willie M
26th March 2003, 09:31 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed

Gismo
26th March 2003, 09:54 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE

john
26th March 2003, 10:31 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away.....

Willie M
26th March 2003, 11:23 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie.

shoppie
29th March 2003, 08:22 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its

Gismo
29th March 2003, 08:17 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and

Julz
2nd April 2003, 06:04 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll

Willie M
2nd April 2003, 04:49 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro

Gismo
2nd April 2003, 06:15 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro....with rope and

john
2nd April 2003, 06:19 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic.......

Julz
3rd April 2003, 07:05 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by....

john
3rd April 2003, 08:04 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.....

Willie M
3rd April 2003, 04:36 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh..

Gismo
3rd April 2003, 06:15 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh....another irate manager

john
3rd April 2003, 06:19 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark...

Willie M
7th April 2003, 03:49 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn

Julz
8th April 2003, 05:24 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded

Willie M
8th April 2003, 03:44 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom

Fontal
8th April 2003, 06:53 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a...

Julz
9th April 2003, 05:42 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and...

Willie M
9th April 2003, 04:14 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed...

knaone
9th April 2003, 06:11 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing...

Fontal
9th April 2003, 06:18 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a...

Willie M
14th April 2003, 03:47 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty

Fontal
14th April 2003, 04:21 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers..

knaone
21st April 2003, 05:55 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted

Julz
21st April 2003, 09:09 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so

knaone
22nd April 2003, 02:04 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete

Fontal
22nd April 2003, 04:22 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of...

knaone
23rd April 2003, 01:52 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..

Gismo
23rd April 2003, 11:58 PM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down

GAJ
24th April 2003, 03:44 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from

Julz
24th April 2003, 05:19 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above

knaone
24th April 2003, 05:43 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was...

Linda M
24th April 2003, 05:48 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

Willie M
24th April 2003, 05:56 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly

Gismo
24th April 2003, 06:32 AM
Once there was a Montrose resident with a Burberry carpet. He decided to go to the Mini Dealership because there was a Burberry MINI being launched and he bought it and added a Nodding Guinea Pig and a matching singing ardvark on a snow board, wallet now empty he headed home.
Safely back home he put on a Rod Stewart style leopard skin, then sold it on E-Bay for a quid. He then went to Buicks to buy a Burberry lamp shade for his car awning and porch so that he could sit and worship his shiney brand new gearshift and his burberry Y-Fronts that he wore on his head.
His friend from Falkirk said Stouffa's been mugged by a Barbie aka daisy who started violently flashing her spotlights in celebration as the freak from Montrose made toasted cheese from a chicken kebab from the far off land aberdeen airport lounge.
The idiotic neighbour one day decided to dig holes in the runway at Dyce Airport using a teaspoon he stole from Bonnie Scotlands car boot sale, on the runway he needed the toilet, using a hole caused by the great weight of fallen Aberdonian wallets was no good because the Burberry toilet paper wasn't capable of with-standing the composition of thick sludgy, black mingin', heavily flammable, stodgy deposits of north sea crude. The oilfield consultant refused to attend the next orgy because Daisy was ignoring his advances. So, stouffer was on bricks again, but still able and willing to assist uncle Shoppie catch the BUS. 'My ONE's gubbed, but Fontals ONE is FAR away', said uncle Shoppie. Never mind, its friday night and I think I'll hotwire the Allegro with rope and Burberry nicker elastic, kindly provided by Buicks of Montrose.
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly...It's a miracle

knaone
24th April 2003, 06:56 AM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly...It's a miracle declared Julz as...

had to cut it down a bit as it wouldnt let me post a reply for a "disk space error" :eek::p

Julz
24th April 2003, 04:17 PM
quote:Originally posted by knaone

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new-look BabyB...

had to cut it down a bit as it wouldnt let me post a reply for a "disk space error" :eek::p

Linda M
25th April 2003, 07:45 PM
Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply :eek:

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB....

knaone
26th April 2003, 12:17 AM
Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by

Fontal
26th April 2003, 12:28 AM
Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled...

knaone
26th April 2003, 07:03 AM
Got into a bit of a muddle so I've sorted it out, sorry Alan but I had to delete your reply

Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by

shoppie
26th April 2003, 07:53 AM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd

knaone
26th April 2003, 09:33 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this

Fontal
26th April 2003, 10:57 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a

Julz
27th April 2003, 09:33 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification

john
28th April 2003, 04:12 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it

knaone
28th April 2003, 06:50 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19"

john
1st May 2003, 01:19 AM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19"knicker elastic,that......

knaone
1st May 2003, 01:46 AM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic,that was snapped by

Gismo
2nd May 2003, 08:56 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel

Willie M
26th May 2003, 03:43 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany...

Gismo
28th May 2003, 07:15 AM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany...the wine tasting

Willie M
28th May 2003, 03:50 PM
Meanwhile in Edinburgh another irate manager in a carpark heard an air-horn and was astounded to see Zoooooom signaling a rather large and not perfectly formed traffic cone wearing what looked like a pair of dirty burburry loafers that Alan wanted to borrow so he could complete the personelisation of summer wardrobe. Later..lightening cascaded down, a warning from the heavens above that BabyB was the chosen 'S'.

BabyB grinned menacingly. It's a miracle declared Julz as the new- look BabyB was passed by a three wheeled Lada driven by a German Shepherd, Angered by this rumour of a very secretive modification she crushed it with her 19" knicker elastic, that was snapped by KJ's body panel.

Over in Tuscany the wine tasting and outright gluttony

knaone
3rd December 2003, 04:49 AM
I'm bored so lets see if this can be resurrected with a bit more success... same old rules, continue the story, no more than 3 words....:D:D:D:D Here we go:

It all began...

GAJ
3rd December 2003, 04:57 AM
It all began, like most things...

macblob
3rd December 2003, 05:00 AM
It all began, like most things with a new.........

knaone
3rd December 2003, 05:54 AM
It all began, like most things with a new member who joined...

macblob
3rd December 2003, 06:03 AM
It all began, like most things with a new member who joined a club that...

knaone
3rd December 2003, 06:11 AM
It all began, like most things with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red....

Gismo
3rd December 2003, 06:27 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red....white and blue

knaone
3rd December 2003, 06:32 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for

Burple
3rd December 2003, 08:59 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals...

GAJ
3rd December 2003, 05:06 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon...

knaone
3rd December 2003, 07:07 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....

Gismo
3rd December 2003, 08:34 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell

Big Gordy
3rd December 2003, 08:58 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell made it unbearable

Mini Martyn
3rd December 2003, 09:00 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds.....because the smell made it unbearable because of the

knaone
3rd December 2003, 09:19 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the....

Burple
3rd December 2003, 10:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for...

Mini Martyn
3rd December 2003, 10:44 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but

Gismo
3rd December 2003, 10:55 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind...

Julz
3rd December 2003, 11:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo...

broken_brian
4th December 2003, 12:08 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted...

Burple
4th December 2003, 02:30 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of...

Willie M
4th December 2003, 04:54 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his...

<whistle> Point of order. You're only allowed up to 3 words per post Ln'L1. Bad boy... in your bed!!!

Big Col
4th December 2003, 04:57 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big...

Big Gordy
4th December 2003, 05:27 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection....

knaone
4th December 2003, 07:19 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him

Burple
4th December 2003, 09:08 PM
<whoops> :I:I;)

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry

knaone
4th December 2003, 09:39 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure...

Big Gordy
4th December 2003, 10:25 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop........

seany
4th December 2003, 10:33 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off,

knaone
4th December 2003, 10:53 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came...

seany
4th December 2003, 11:12 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his mini...

Burple
4th December 2003, 11:23 PM
quote:Originally posted by seany
furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his mini...


Must....resist....smut.....temptation......

It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels

Big Col
4th December 2003, 11:38 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening

knaone
4th December 2003, 11:46 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his

Big Gordy
5th December 2003, 12:19 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper.........

macblob
5th December 2003, 02:09 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished........

seany
5th December 2003, 04:36 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone....

Willie M
5th December 2003, 04:47 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started...

Julz
5th December 2003, 05:09 PM
]It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the...

knaone
5th December 2003, 06:26 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was

Burple
8th December 2003, 02:37 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a

GAJ
8th December 2003, 04:12 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing

Willie M
8th December 2003, 05:09 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits

knaone
8th December 2003, 07:52 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused

macblob
9th December 2003, 02:42 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore....

knaone
9th December 2003, 04:56 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a

Vosh
9th December 2003, 10:43 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small

Quik_Mini
10th December 2003, 07:15 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and

Gismo
10th December 2003, 08:53 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair

Burple
10th December 2003, 10:42 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They...

knaone
10th December 2003, 11:00 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and

Quik_Mini
15th December 2003, 07:31 PM
charged at the

Burple
15th December 2003, 11:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of...

GAJ
16th December 2003, 01:04 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream...

Quik_Mini
16th December 2003, 01:31 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream...
The vet realised

Willie M
16th December 2003, 04:41 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost

Burple
16th December 2003, 07:18 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy

Quik_Mini
17th December 2003, 12:49 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club

Burple
17th December 2003, 11:43 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with

Julz
18th December 2003, 12:40 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink

Big Col
18th December 2003, 12:44 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped

Gismo
18th December 2003, 01:17 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover

Quik_Mini
22nd December 2003, 08:11 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked

macblob
22nd December 2003, 08:52 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like......

GAJ
22nd December 2003, 04:41 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat....

Big Col
22nd December 2003, 05:07 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Wille M...

Gismo
22nd December 2003, 07:08 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Wille M...perched on top

Julz
22nd December 2003, 07:36 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large

Burple
22nd December 2003, 07:59 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking...

Big Col
22nd December 2003, 08:31 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland.

Gismo
22nd December 2003, 09:22 PM
Oi :evil: I thought the rules were plain enough
1) Use 3, yes thats THREE words LNL1 & Big Col
2) No mention of Bonnie Scotland :blackeye:

Bonnie Scotland

macblob
22nd December 2003, 09:28 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that......

Quik_Mini
22nd December 2003, 10:38 PM
Posted - 22 Dec 2003 : 12:28:16
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It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking....

Big Col
22nd December 2003, 10:56 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking, pedantic Bonnie Scotland...:p

Julz
22nd December 2003, 10:58 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll

macblob
22nd December 2003, 11:14 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll actually looked better........

Quik_Mini
22nd December 2003, 11:32 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland...blow-up doll actually looked better and much more.......

Julz
23rd December 2003, 11:25 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the

broken_brian
23rd December 2003, 11:49 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL...

Big Col
24th December 2003, 01:34 AM
<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!

Gismo
24th December 2003, 01:39 AM
quote:Originally posted by Big Col<takes a sharp intake of breath> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh you only added one word bb! Bonnie Scotland is gonna go postal!
:blackeye::evil::blackeye:

broken_brian
24th December 2003, 01:59 AM
just adding to the suspense

hee hee
:clown::clown:

plus bs said that we're not allowed to mention him in the rules :approve::approve::D8)

Burple
28th December 2003, 04:29 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life

Quik_Mini
12th January 2004, 10:33 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland :p (hides)

mr.b
24th February 2004, 06:39 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly

mr.b
5th March 2004, 12:41 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read.....

(nobody playing anymore, my tangent sentence writing to much to comprehend?)

Burple
5th March 2004, 01:11 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes...

broken_brian
5th March 2004, 02:13 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while....

Julz
5th March 2004, 03:33 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his...

knaone
5th March 2004, 03:49 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining..

Burple
5th March 2004, 06:29 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as...

zimbo
6th March 2004, 01:54 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the....

mr.b
9th March 2004, 01:46 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe......

The_Highlander
17th March 2004, 10:53 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king

macblob
17th March 2004, 11:25 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban

mr.b
18th March 2004, 06:56 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who....

The_Highlander
18th March 2004, 09:06 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures

mr.b
18th March 2004, 09:57 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where....

Burple
18th March 2004, 11:32 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved...

macblob
18th March 2004, 11:37 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds......

mr.b
19th March 2004, 06:57 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5....

Burple
19th March 2004, 07:38 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready..

mr.b
23rd March 2004, 01:29 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which...

Burple
23rd March 2004, 05:39 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness..

mr.b
24th March 2004, 09:23 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before.....

Burple
8th April 2004, 07:56 PM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded...

Neil and Lorna
11th April 2004, 03:52 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders...

Burple
16th April 2004, 12:39 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green... ;)

zimbo
16th April 2004, 12:47 AM
It all began, like most things, with a new member who joined a club that only allowed red white and blue coloured pants for poodles and farmyard animals. Nevertheless, they soon changed their minds because the smell made it unbearable because of the way that the pants were made - of nylon - and it made the animals a bit hot. Sweaty sheep are never good for wooly jumpers, but looking from behind a large hippo i spotted he unmistakeable tracks of Knaone and his absolutley massive big,due to infection which made him a bit furry the only cure was to chop it off, The Vet came in his miniskirt and heels and began sharpening and grinding his unfeasibly large chopper with a polished stone. Enraged, he started to remove the infection which was itching like a really itchy thing with itchy bits, this then caused a ruptured sore spleen, suddenly a large elephant arrived with a small left leg and exceptionally large pair of Wildebeast. They paired off and charged at the usual Monthly rate of a custard cream.
The vet realised he had lost his long bendy rubber golf club, the one with the bright pink and suggestively shaped driver head cover, actually it looked a bit like a big fat wobbly Willie M perched on top of a large, nervous looking Bonnie Scotland. Having said that, the nervous looking pedantic Bonnie Scotland blow-up doll actually looked better and much more attentive than the REAL, larger than life Bonnie Scotland (hides). Elsewhere, side-parting monthly was being read in the bushes by lnl1 while he stroked his head and imagining it was as furry as DJ Tiddles the chapeaux wearing giraffe, who was king of the urban Cardenden Massive who loved mini adventures, especially ones where the badgers shaved there baldy heeds thus creating 5 Microwave ready potted sheep which roamed the wilderness not 3 days before the renegade Chihuahuas invaded the sleepy Borders of Camberwick Green only to find...