Big Col's a .........and Minime is a ............

[The Dogfather]

New fight thread!

Please complete the above in 5 words or less!!!

[Big Col]

<sighs> First he sends 5 emails a day asking me out then, once he realises I'm just not interested he gets all bitter. So sad.

[sleepyrascal]

I didn't know you two were gay. Each to their own n all that!!

[Big Col]

I'm not. That's why I knocked him back and he's now all upset and started this thread.

[The Dogfather]

Col's obviously having problems with reality again!

Anyway, some people could have posted compliments:eek:, must be your low self esteem that makes this seem negative:evil:.

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

New fight thread!

Please complete the above in 5 words or less!!!
of course the answer is "very handsome man";):p

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by minime

of course the answer is "very handsome man";):p



Awwww thanks mate. :I

[Wul]

Bleurgh :disapprove: Get a room you pair!:I

[The Dogfather]

I think there's a romance blossoming, first Iain sorts out Col a special deal and then tries to offload the family.

And now this public show of affection!

Draw you're own conclusions.

[Big Col]

Awwww lookit wickle BDM getting all jealous. Ok mate. I'll come clean. The real reason I knocked you back is simply because you're a munter! You're just hideous to look at. Sorry mate. I'm just out your league.

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

must be your low self esteem that makes this seem negative:evil:.


Nothing about Big C is low!!:eek::p

[The Dogfather]

Col - If it's happening inside your head it's fantasy, if it's happening around you that's reality.

Hope this helps to clear this up, it's obvious your having problems deciding between the two!

[Big Col]

Sorry mate. I just realised you probably wouldn't want the contents of the private emails you sent me broadcast on a public forum. I should have thought of that I'm sorry. :(

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by Julz
nothing about Big C is low!!:eek::p

What about the soles of his feet ;)

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland
What about the soles of his feet ;)


Nope, even they're higher than the top of my head!! He's like the BFG, although those three letters could mean a selection of things!!:D

[Wul]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland


quote:Originally posted by Julz
nothing about Big C is low!!:eek::p

What about the soles of his feet ;)


Even his voice? :p

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by Wul


quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland


quote:Originally posted by Julz
nothing about Big C is low!!:eek::p

What about the soles of his feet ;)


Even his voice? :p


See the abuse you get for being nice to me Julz? I think it's totally unwarranted! I mean BS having the audacity to question anything about me being low! The first time he met me he bit the heid aff me when I leaned on his head! As for Wul...well...Wul gave me free mats so...well...I guess he has a point. :disapprove:

[Mini Me]

don't cave Col...

[weefozzy Jr]

ding!!!! round 2. Theres a ref now so keep it clean. remember never kick a man when hes down, stamping is much more effective

[Big Col]

I'm not caving! Wul gave me free matts and went to a lot of hassle to do so. As a result I'm going to grant him that little dig. Only this once though! That's us square buffing boy!!!

[Gismo]

I've heard and seen that Big Col's wallet is usually low to the ground ;) even worse now he's bought his new mota :p:)

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

I've heard and seen that Big Col's wallet is usually low to the ground ;) even worse now he's bought his new mota :p:)
I've taken care off that one BS;);):p