FIGHT THREAD

[Mini Me]

Ok , you've asked for it ,the wrath of minime is about to be unleashed....Bad Dog and Wul ,your first,<when i can think of something really witty and clever,which might not be today).....
Bring it on......:evil::evil:;)
Minime has taken enough snash over the past few weeks it's revenge time........oh yeh;)

[The Dogfather]

Excellent, a battle of wits with an unarmed MINI salesman!

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Excellent, a battle of wits with an unarmed MINI salesman!
Din't you mean order taker,i mean if we're going to mix this sh1t up,lets do it properly

[The Dogfather]

Proberly? You're pished!

[Mini Me]

Bad Dog ,you asswipe,i just read the other thread ,and i'll bet i'm younger and have more brain cell's than you,lol

[The Dogfather]

You're not allowed to count the cells in your ar$e. Surprised you can keep up with two threads at once, you're not that bad for a silver surfer!

[The Dogfather]

Oh look he's gone for a lie down must be tired, best take it easy on the old guy!

[Wul]

So mr order taker - you think you're hard eh? We can see you hiding behind the coat tails of Dr Evil! You could give LnL a run for his money as resident kneecap muncher!

Do you have a specially adapted MINI because you cannae reach the pedals or do you use blocks of wood just like short round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? :p

http://ambassadors.net/archives/issue10/minime.jpg

[Mini Me]

Here comes Wul ,the resident.....better not.When i get my daughter to sleep you've had it......

[The Dogfather]

Wul - easy on the height jibes, I was kneecaped at birth as well!

[Wul]

Babysittin eh? Knew you BMW reps had an easy life!!:clown:

[The Dogfather]

Easy life? It must take a lot of skill and intelligence to sell MINI's, I mean it's not like they're popular or owt!

Iain this isn't much of a fight, more like the infrequent slapping of a sales monkey.

[Big Col]

Pfff. Fight thread??? It's more WWF than bareknuckle boxin' ya shower of puffs!

[The Dogfather]

Col is 25 your real age or dress size? Or maybe your IQ!

[Wul]

BDM - It's his neck size! :p

[The Dogfather]

Or his waist in Feet!

[Big Col]

Now why would a 32 year old bring age into a topic like this when talking to a 25 year old? I mean come on. It's no fun if it's too easy!

[The Dogfather]

Col - 32? What you talking aboot, Willis!

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Wul

So mr order taker - you think you're hard eh? We can see you hiding behind the coat tails of Dr Evil! You could give LnL a run for his money as resident kneecap muncher!

Do you have a specially adapted MINI because you cannae reach the pedals or do you use blocks of wood just like short round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? :p

http://ambassadors.net/archives/issue10/minime.jpg


Easy tiger... you're gettin close to the edge! Don't push me! ;)
I'll be takin' sides with the corporate monkey in a minute... then your knees are finished!!
Bwah hah hah hah hah hah!!!! :evil::evil::evil::D

[Big Col]

Whilst I'm sure even Oscar Wilde would be impressed by both your rapier like imaginative retort and change of profile age methinks we might wanna keep it a bit more decent for the ladies and younger site visitors:question:;)

[Julz]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Wul - easy on the height jibes, I was kneecaped at birth as well!


Hmm, why do I get this sudden urge to call you PSP??:p

[Mini Me]

i must say,i'm struggling with the reply,cos all i can think of is foul mouth abuse,as i don't know any of you well enough to get personal,although i'm confidant that both Bad Dog and Wul are tossers:p,i better keep to a decent standard.
Col ,give me some amunition.....;)
Who is oldest,ugly ,etc.....:question:

[phantom]

Here we go again, the natives are at it again:evil::p
Remember, yous! are a defeated nation and work for us now!!!:evil:;):p

[The Dogfather]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col

Whilst I'm sure even Oscar Wilde would be impressed by both your rapier like imaginative retort and change of profile age methinks we might wanna keep it a bit more decent for the ladies and younger site visitors:question:;)


Not sure what you meant by that? I'm almost aways decent! Except when it comes to Man Ure fans!

Unless you've misunderstood the Willis comment? That's from the little short guy in different strokes TV programme....

Julz - PSP, Jackie's got a big gob..... Not that it matters as I want that as a private reg.

[Nenah]

Julz - PSP, Jackie's got a big gob..... Not that it matters as I want that as a private reg.

Yep, she sure must as I know what that stands for too, BDM! :approve: Looks like your little secret is out of the bag! ;)

[The Dogfather]

quote:Originally posted by minime

i must say,i'm struggling with the reply,cos all i can think of is foul mouth abuse,as i don't know any of you well enough to get personal,although i'm confidant that both Bad Dog and Wul are tossers:p,i better keep to a decent standard.
Col ,give me some amunition.....;)
Who is oldest,ugly ,etc.....:question:


Tossers, remember I'm from Blackpool, were the term Northern Tosspot is a term of endearment!

[The Dogfather]

Nenah - Blabbermouth Shelia!

[Sheilz]

Oi you BDM, leave the 'Sheilas' out of it.
:I;):D:D

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by minime

i must say,i'm struggling with the reply,cos all i can think of is foul mouth abuse,as i don't know any of you well enough to get personal,although i'm confidant that both Bad Dog and Wul are tossers:p,i better keep to a decent standard.
Col ,give me some amunition.....;)
Who is oldest,ugly ,etc.....:question:


Okily Dokily Iain. The offical resident heckler list is as follows:

Ugliest : Lnl
Oldest looking : BS
Shortest : lnl,BS & Julz. (They all look so tiny it's impossible to tell the difference from up here)
Most analy retentive polisher : Wul
Biggest Pimp : Willie M
Stroppiest : Julz most of the time but mmm when the wee ones kept him awake.
Dimmest : BDM
Biggest Know it all : Steve74
Most Power Mad : Gaj
Scariest : Tribal
Horniest : KJ
Most insane driver : John
Baldest : Big G or lnl.
Blondest : Julz
Most insane : Shielz with her third eye!
Maddest MINI : BS
Tallest, Skinnyest most ridiculous goatee : me
Whippersnapper : frizzie kizzie

That help mate?

[Big Gordy]

You forgot tallest, thinest with the most ridiculous goatie - Big Col :p:D:approve:

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by Big Gordy

You forgot tallest, thinest with the most ridiculous goatie - Big Col :p:D:approve:


I did forget that yes. :)

[Gismo]

I must pick exception with the oldest, surely 3GGG, John :eek: and many others are older than me :evil:
I accept the maddest Mini though ;)

[Julz]

He knows us all too well!!:D

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

He knows us all too well!!:D


shame he missed out 'Lavvy-brush-face' for himself... ;);):D

[The Dogfather]

Dim? Make's a change from being called a smart arse!

[frizzie__kizzie]

Now now children. All this thread will do is create ill-feeling and people being insulted. I would like 2 point out that Big Col is probably the thinnest because he's about a millions miles high. People who are not tall aren't usually BIG BLOATERS.

:I:clown::kiss:

[Gismo]

Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy spring to mind ;)

[Big Gordy]

Get back to work 'wee yin' :evil: :p:D:approve:

[Big Col]

Alterations made to the list. :)

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Alterations made to the list. :)
I can feel the power of a super mod having to be unleashed shortly :evil:

[frizzie__kizzie]

I AM WORKING!!! I'm drawing a kitchen!!!

:I:clown::kiss:

[Big Gordy]

Drawing a kitchen:mad: should you not be making something :p:D:approve:

[Mini Me]

Julz aint stroppy,i dont believe that for a second.

[Big Col]

You just try calling her blonde! :blackeye:

[The Dogfather]

I thought she was more ginger than blonde!