Big Gordy
27th October 2004, 04:59 PM
The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything.
During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was w*nking. "Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is
the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am
sorry your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition
and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen
and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what
is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5
times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and
he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth
is happening in there?"
The Doctor replied,
"Same problem, but he's with Bupa".
:p:D:approve:
she wanted to see absolutely everything.
During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient
was w*nking. "Oh my!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is
the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am
sorry your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition
and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen
and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what
is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5
times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and
he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job "Oh my goodness!", said the Queen, "What on earth
is happening in there?"
The Doctor replied,
"Same problem, but he's with Bupa".
:p:D:approve: