F56Kyle
2nd July 2016, 12:56 AM
So it's Friday night, and what does the typical 20 year old do on Friday night..? Yup.. Pick his dad up from the pub.
So i drive to the pub at the end of the high street, and there's a couple, steaming drunk standing in a space I was clearly driving for, flash of the lights, nothing, not a single eye lid was batted.
So I maybe slightly reversed aggressively and parked in another space. To which the female decide to voice up, "why are you revving your car??" (Yeah it maybe banged a little in sport but beside that :moonie:)
My reply, bit childish, was.." I'm sorry but it's how I drive my car I'll do as I please." Not only did I reply but managed to provoke a reaction from the drunk..
So she stumbles over, fag in hand, and asks me.."do you know what happens when you push that pedal?" "Yes I do in fact, it revs the engine.." Then.. This is the good bit.. "Do you know how that engine works and what it does?" The reply got her a bit upset, " Yeah I do actually, I'm a fully qualified BMW/MINI technician, of course I know how it works!"
she then decided it was a fantastic idea to lean on the car with her fag in her hand.. And let the smoke just blow right into my car, at this point I was absolutely fuming and maybe some swear words came out but couldn't help myself, I mean, my cars done 166 miles and there's someone blowing fag reek in my car!!:ragin: (I'm not a smoker if you can tell lol)
Whilst stumbling away to get a taxi, she screamed, "what kind of **** qualifications you must have!"
Now, I drive a 16 plate JCW and I'm 20 years old, I think it speaks for itself lady.
Just thought I'd share this outrage with everyone just to see what you guys would do?
More to the point the interior doesn't smell of smoke and her manky finger marks where wiped straight off the car :D
My dad came out the pub shortly after and he says "is there a reason your pestering my son", her reply "I'm asking him why he's revving his engine.." Big Gordon's reply, "Why? You should be asking him how he drives such a braw car.." I chuckled a little at that :rolleyes:
So i drive to the pub at the end of the high street, and there's a couple, steaming drunk standing in a space I was clearly driving for, flash of the lights, nothing, not a single eye lid was batted.
So I maybe slightly reversed aggressively and parked in another space. To which the female decide to voice up, "why are you revving your car??" (Yeah it maybe banged a little in sport but beside that :moonie:)
My reply, bit childish, was.." I'm sorry but it's how I drive my car I'll do as I please." Not only did I reply but managed to provoke a reaction from the drunk..
So she stumbles over, fag in hand, and asks me.."do you know what happens when you push that pedal?" "Yes I do in fact, it revs the engine.." Then.. This is the good bit.. "Do you know how that engine works and what it does?" The reply got her a bit upset, " Yeah I do actually, I'm a fully qualified BMW/MINI technician, of course I know how it works!"
she then decided it was a fantastic idea to lean on the car with her fag in her hand.. And let the smoke just blow right into my car, at this point I was absolutely fuming and maybe some swear words came out but couldn't help myself, I mean, my cars done 166 miles and there's someone blowing fag reek in my car!!:ragin: (I'm not a smoker if you can tell lol)
Whilst stumbling away to get a taxi, she screamed, "what kind of **** qualifications you must have!"
Now, I drive a 16 plate JCW and I'm 20 years old, I think it speaks for itself lady.
Just thought I'd share this outrage with everyone just to see what you guys would do?
More to the point the interior doesn't smell of smoke and her manky finger marks where wiped straight off the car :D
My dad came out the pub shortly after and he says "is there a reason your pestering my son", her reply "I'm asking him why he's revving his engine.." Big Gordon's reply, "Why? You should be asking him how he drives such a braw car.." I chuckled a little at that :rolleyes: