Saveyabreathfacoolinyapies - classic film quotes

[Julz]

This stems from ongoing quotes from Snatch between myself and Big C, so, what are your favourite film quotes???


'Why's he called the bullet dodger?'

'Cause he dodges bullets Avi'

and anything out of Shrek!! (well I've got to save my ass)

[Fontal]

From Shrek 2

"The post of annoying talking pet has already been filled"

Donkey to Puss in boots

[Smurf]

LOVE Shrek 2 - 'Pray for mercy from....... PUSS!.......in boots......." Then the hairball bit! LOL

Favourite quote isn't from a film, but see if anyone can guess where from...

FECK! NUNS! REVERSE! REVERSE!

[GAJ]

quote:Originally posted by Smurf
...can guess where from...
FECK! NUNS! REVERSE! REVERSE!


Cup o' tea father! ;) Go on, go on, go on!

[Smurf]

Well done GAJ!

What do you say to a nice cup of tea, Father?
FECK OFF CUP!!

[Heather]

There aint enough room for me to start quoting but anything from Withnail and I is good. "You need working on boy!!!!!":D

[GAJ]

Hair are your aerials man, they receive signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly to your brain, this is the reason that bald headed men are so uptight.

[Smurf]

LnL???? Any reply to this?????

[Willie M]

One that's used around here (work) from time to time.
Tom Cruise, from A Few Good Men - 'And the hits just keep on comin' '
From an old 'Comic Strip' episode, A Fistful of Travellers Cheques - 'You guys are kidding, right?' to which the reply is (in a very serious and slighly agressive tone) 'Do we look like comedians?'

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Smurf

LnL???? Any reply to this?????


"You see Dougal... these cows are very small.
Those ones are faaaaaaaaaaar away"...

Class!
(You stole my fave cup o tea one already! ;):D)

[Burple]

Or how about some....


"Fetchez la Vache!"
"Eh?"
"The Cow! The Cow!"

"You sons of second-hand electric donkey's bottom biters..
...go away or we shall taunt you some more!!"


"It's just a flesh wound!"
"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me??"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

And a long one...
"Brother Maynard : Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric : [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard : Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric : And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."


:D:D:D
any more?

[Big Gordy]

'Hey laser lips, your mamma was a snow blower' :p:D:approve:

[Steve74]

Swingers

"You're money and you don't even know it!"

"Cocktails first. questions later"

The Sure Thing

Gib - "I flunk English, I'm outta here. I gotta get a job, and you know what that means. That's right, they start me at the drive-up window and I gradually work my way up from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes: the french fry guy dies and they offer me the job. But the day I'm supposed to start some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and tell me I can make a quick 300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. When I get out of jail I'm 36 years old. Living in a flop house. No job. No home. No upward mobility. Very few teeth. And then one day they find me, face down in the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner and why? Because you wouldn't help me in English."


;):cool:

[Fontal]

"What is your major malfunction numnutts"

"Where you from private"
"Texas sir"
"Texas, Holy sh1t only steers and queers come from Texas"

[GAJ]

quote:Originally posted by Fontal

"What is your major malfunction numnutts"

"Where you from private"
"Texas sir"
"Texas, Holy sh1t only steers and queers come from Texas"

... and I don't see any horns on you!:)

[Big Col]

I only just seen this. Did you copy and paste the thread title from me ickle J?

Now...moving the conversation back on topic to FILM quotes (seeing as how the mods only care about topic wandering when it suits them). Who can tell me where these came from?:

"You were only sposed to blow the bladdy door off!!"

"and Robert is yer fathers brother"

"Sh!t I've been shot!

I don't f*cking belive this, would everyone stop gettin' shot!"

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fcuking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

"You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and sh*t, and Jack just left town."

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"If the milk turs out to be sour, I aint the kinda pu$$y to drink it"

"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

"We can stop here! This is bat country!"

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side"

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity"

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!

But you have heard of me"

and finally:

"Aye. Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least awhile... And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies that they make take our lives, but they'll never take OUR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!"

[sleepyrascal]

"wouldn't you like to be a pepper too"?

[sleepyrascal]

"Your jacket is now dddrry"

[sleepyrascal]

Red from The Shawshank Redemption:


Red: These walls are kind of funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, gets so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. They send you here for life, that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyways

[Burple]

quote:
"You were only sposed to blow the bladdy door off!!"

Duh... Original Italian Job


quote:
"Sh!t I've been shot!
I don't f*cking belive this, would everyone stop gettin' shot!"

erm... Lock Stock etc?


quote:
"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fcuking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Fight Club?


quote:
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

can't remember, but I've seen it!


quote:
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

heh.. JAWS, the first one


quote:
"If the milk turs out to be sour, I aint the kinda pu$$y to drink it"

Vinnie Jones in Snatch?


quote:
"My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

Gladiator?


quote:
"We can stop here! This is bat country!"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?


quote:
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side"

Han Solo - star wars? or was it Empire strikes back?


quote:
"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!
But you have heard of me"

heh.. Pirates of the Carribean - Class!

AnI'm not even gonna bother with the last one... ;)

How'd I do?? huh? huh? huh?:D

[Fontal]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1


quote:[quote]
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

can't remember, but I've seen it!


Morphious to Neo in The Matrix:approve:

[Burple]

quote:
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"

Morphious to Neo in The Matrix:approve:



That's the puppy!! :D:D:cool:

[MartinSullivan]

It wasnt Vinny Jones LnL it was "Rory Breaker" and it wasnt snatch it was lock stock!!!!

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by MartinSullivan

It wasnt Vinny Jones LnL it was "Rory Breaker" and it wasnt snatch it was lock stock!!!!


Aye... so it was! good call!
He of the fuzzy 'do! :D:D

For some reason I was thinking of Vinnie's wee speech in the pub in Snatch where he whips out the 'Desert Eagle'... Doh!

[Smurf]

How are you feeling?
Fine.
Fine?
Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional?

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by Smurf

How are you feeling?
Fine.
Fine?
Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional?


Was that a question to LnL Smurf - or was it a quote from a film ;)

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Smurf

How are you feeling?
Fine.
Fine?
Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional?



Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh....
Picky picky time...
Waaaaaaaaaaay before this was a film quote it was the title of an Aerosmith song...
F.I.N.E.. (From Pump - 1989) :D

but it wasn't 'Freaked Out'!!!!!!!!! :eek:;););):D

[broken_brian]

none shall pass

[Smurf]

quote:Originally posted by MartinSullivan


quote:Originally posted by Smurf

How are you feeling?
Fine.
Fine?
Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional?


Was that a question to LnL Smurf - or was it a quote from a film ;)


It's a quote from a film!:D

And EVERYONE on here should know where it's from! :eek:

(But so I don't look a prat - how are you feeling LnL?)

[MartinSullivan]

:) Just messing wiv Ya - Its from the Italian Job (2003)

[Burple]

quote:

(But so I don't look a prat - how are you feeling LnL?)


Tee hee hee.. I'm FINE!....
snigger.. yeah.. I am.. really!! ;););):D

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1

How'd I do?? huh? huh? huh?:D


Excellent job ickle fella. Only 1 wrong answer and 1 pass, both of which have been corrected for me by others. :)

[frizzie__kizzie]

"We hate the Judian's People's Front!"
"And the People's Front Of Judia!"
"We ARE the People's Front Of Judia!"

Or something along those lines...

:I:clown::kiss:

[Burple]

"Splitter!!!!!"


:D;):p

[duncan]

GENERAL: Oh, what’s wrong with this thing? It’s f***** Windows ’98!
Get Bill Gates in here…

[to Bill Gates] You told us Windows ’98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the Internet.

BILL GATES: It is faster! Over five million-

GENERAL: [shoots Bill Gates dead]

[The Dogfather]

Some good quotes from Tomorrow Never Dies

Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, I don't think you have the balls for this.
M: Perhaps. The advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time

Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.
Elliot Carver: Outstanding!

"You always were the cunning linguist james"
Moneypenny on the phone to Bond, whilst he's brushing up his Danish (tutor).

[Duncan Stewart]

quote:Originally posted by frizzie__kizzie

"We hate the Judian's People's Front!"
"And the People's Front Of Judia!"
"We ARE the People's Front Of Judia!"


Monty Pythons Life of Brian - my fav comedy film :D

[Duncan Stewart]

"I feel the need--the need for speed!"

[Wul]

Top Gun!

[GAJ]

quote:Originally posted by Wul

Top Gun!

I despair!:(

[Wul]

Best quote edited for TV ever!

Die Hard - Bruce Willis says "yippee kayee (SP!) M****r F****r!"

Edited to "yippee kayee (SP!) keemo sabee!" on ITV :I

[Wul]

quote:Originally posted by GAJ


quote:Originally posted by Wul

Top Gun!

I despair!:(


You've obviously lost that "lovin feelin" GAJ!

:I:clown:

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Duncan Stewart

"I feel the need--the need for speed!"


"Where'd he go??"
"Where'd WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go???" :D:D

"yeeha... Jester's dead..."

"You're ego's writing cheques that your body can't cash!!"

... etc etc etc etc etc...:D:D:D:cool:

[Wul]

opening sequence to Last Action Hero:

Arnie walks over to a cop "I heard you wanted to be a farmer"

then boots him in the knackers and follows up with

" well theres a couple of acres to start with"

:D

[Fontal]

"this is ghost rider requesting a fly by"

"negative ghost rider the patern is full"


WOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOM

"God dahm that son of ....."

[Wul]

"Gona flip ya"

[Burple]

"WWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!"

"Gawdammit!! That's Twice!!!"


:D:D:D

[Burple]

quote:
You've obviously lost that "lovin feelin" GAJ!
:I:clown:


"No Mav.. no.. he hasn't..... aaawww... no....."

snigger...:D

[Michael_mac]

Wel I would have to say that my favourite movie quoptes of all time are as follows and in no particular order:

Harry Callahan : I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


Bandit : Sheriff, uh, Buford T. Justice, please.
Buford T. Justice : Who there?
Bandit : This is Bandit Darville talkin'.
Buford T. Justice : Where are you, you sombitch?
Bandit : Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that.
Buford T. Justice : Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit. And as the pursuer, may I say you're the goddamnedest pursuee I've ever pursued. Now that the mutual bullsh*t is over, WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SOMBITCH?

Donny : Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell : Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland : Gimme "Columbo".
Kip : A Peugeot convertible.
Donny : What color?
Kip : Gray.
Mirror Man : How do you know that?
Kip : 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man : Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
Freb : What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
Tumbler : "ROBIN-1"
Kip : Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Memphis : Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Otto Halliwell : Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Sara "Sway" Wayland : Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.

[Burple]

"You talkin' to me...? ....Huh? ...Well I don't see nobody else here!"

[Big Col]

Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was biggern him!

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us? It was biggern him!


Contrary to anything the Big C man will say... it wisnae me... it was a Classic Pulp Fiction quote!! :D:D:D:p:approve:

[Mini Me]

Dumb And Dumber...
Whats wrong Harry ?.
Pete the budgie has died .....
What happened ?.
His head fell off !!!!!!!

And Col ,do you ever get out ?.

[aimee_s]

"Somebody shot you?"...
"That who be you.."
"Me, I shot you??...
"Yeah!"
"Looks like it hit the meat, it aint nowhere near the.."

"You know what Mike? I had an epifony..you an enigma.."
"Yeah I can see that.."
"You know, I realise that...God sent you here to test me...and you not gonna break me buddy, nnooo no no...wooooosai...."

and the final clue, in case you still aint got it!

"Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when we come for you?...asnachsta buh..as nachsta mes nose ne hey!..."
"Dude you gotta learn the words..."
"We usually only do the chorus.."

All from most definitely the best film around!!!!! :D

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by iain

And Col ,do you ever get out ?.


Only when it's absolutely essential. Like wehn I need to look into upgrading my MINI to an 'S for example. ;)

A few more movie quotes for lnl to work out:

"Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks"

"Do you like apples? Well I got 'er number! How d'you like them apples?"

"We're on a mission from God."

[Mini Me]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col


quote:Originally posted by iain

And Col ,do you ever get out ?.


Only when it's absolutely essential. Like wehn I need to look into upgrading my MINI to an 'S for example. ;)

A few more movie quotes for lnl to work out:


"Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks"

"Do you like apples? Well I got 'er number! How d'you like them apples?"

"We're on a mission from God."



Areyou sure you don't work for Blockbuster :question::D

[The Dogfather]

Apple - Good will hunting
Mission - Blues brothers
Rocks - No idea

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Apple - Good will hunting
Mission - Blues brothers
Rocks - No idea


Rocks - Forrest Gump

[monkimagic]

I'm a lady dont you know ?, Emily Bishop from little britain

or

anything Samual L Jackson says, anything at all

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by monkimagic

I'm a lady dont you know ?, Emily Bishop from little britain


Monki - Emily Bishop is from Corrie, think you will find you mean Emily Howard :p:D

[Big Col]

Spot on bdm & ms. I don't work for blockbuster though Iain. I'm just sad. :)

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Apple - Good will hunting
Mission - Blues brothers
Rocks - No idea


Glad you got them... Don't think I've ever seen Good Will Hunting..

But the Rocks one is from the same film as..

President Kennedy (Jed Gillin): "Congratulations. How do you feel?"
Forrest Gump: "I gotta pee." :D:D

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1
But the Rocks one is from the same film as..

President Kennedy (Jed Gillin): "Congratulations. How do you feel?"
Forrest Gump: "I gotta pee." :D:D


Check back about 4 quote above you - beat ya!!!!! :p:p

[Big Col]

"They look like psychos, is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are."

Well?

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
"They look like psychos, is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are."

Well?



Ooh Ooh... another favourite!!
From Dusk till Dawn!! :D:D:D

[MartinSullivan]

From Dusk Till Dawn

[MartinSullivan]

try this site - Movie Quote Quiz (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/)

some good quote quizzes on here

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by MartinSullivan

From Dusk Till Dawn


Nyah Nyah... One all! :p:p:p

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1


quote:Originally posted by MartinSullivan

From Dusk Till Dawn


Nyah Nyah... One all! :p:p:p



:p:p:):D but that was only 16 seconds!!! Mine was AGES before yours!!!! :)

[Big Col]

"He's a nut-bag! Just because the f*****'s got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the f*****'s got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"


Se7en - did I beat LnL !!!???? I think I did - stick that in your pipe !!!! :p:D:cool:

maybe I am taking this too seriously :cool:

[Burple]

quote:

Se7en - did I beat LnL !!!???? I think I did - stick that in your pipe !!!! :p:D:cool:

maybe I am taking this too seriously :cool:


Ummm....maybe? ;)
Anyway I was away knocking 7 colours of sh**e out of my colleagues playing Wolfenstien Enemy Territory :p:p:p

[Michael_mac]

Ok this quote came from a television show, rather than a movie, but which one???

I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life.

[Burple]

hmmm...
dunno... but it sorta sounds like a '24' type line......?

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by Michael_mac

Ok this quote came from a television show, rather than a movie, but which one???

I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life.



24 -Jack Bauer - pains me to admit it but LnL was right

[Michael_mac]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1

hmmm...
dunno... but it sorta sounds like a '24' type line......?





hey you guys are quite knowledgable about this kind of stuff as i hoped that i would keep people guessing for a while

[Julz]

After a very in depth an meaningful discussion with one of our head IT lads in Glasgow, I find myself unable to get the words 'orange sherbert' out of my head!!:p Name that film;)

[Big Col]

Austin Powers the spy who shagged me. Said to and then by Christian Slater in his cameo.

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

After a very in depth an meaningful discussion with one of our head IT lads in Glasgow, I find myself unable to get the words 'orange sherbert' out of my head!!:p Name that film;)


I'll tell you....
but only for a ransom of...

One Million Pounds!!!!!!
Muaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <pinkie in corrner of mouth>

:D:D:D:D:D:D


Feck... beaten by 4 mins by the big man! :disapprove:

[Big Col]

quote:Originally posted by low_n_loud1
Feck... beaten by 4 mins by the big man! :disapprove:



Muaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <pinkie in corrner of mouth>

[Willie M]

Okay. Not a film, but from a well known TV show. A phrase well used round these parts.... 'Geez a gonk, ya dobber'

As that one was so easy, here's one from a film I saw recently. "What the f*** ass f*** of a bum-f*** sh*t hole town is this?". :I

Okay, and one final one (a personal favourite). 'I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job'.

[Big Col]

Chewing the fat for the Gonk?

Mystery Alaska is the first quote

Reservior Dogs is the second.

:D

[Willie M]

Well done. Full marks and a gold star to Colin :approve:
I'm sure you guys are using some kind of quote search engine though. Didn't think anyone would get the Mystery Alaska one :(

[GAJ]

This might be too easy (it is for me, cos I know the answer ;)) but - "He was the patron saint of quality footwear.":)

[Big Col]

Spinal Tap. :)

[Wul]

Spinal Tap Gaj! :D

This ones specially for Big Col

"Avoid like the f***ing plague, loud attention-seeking wannabe gangsters"

[Big Col]

I don't recognise that one Wul. :question:

[Wul]

Keep trying my good man ;) it is VERY relevant to recent topics on here ;)

or try this one "just like a wop - brings a knife to a gun fight"

:)

[MartinSullivan]

quote:Originally posted by Wul

or try this one "just like a wop - brings a knife to a gun fight"
:)


I know that one - classic film , The Untouchables

[Big Col]

That is indeed the untouchables but I still don't recognise the first line. :question::question:

[sh@z]

"why dont we settle this like civilised adults over ..... <coffee i think>"
"sure"
"do you know where i live"
"no"
"well **** off then"

could be a few errors in the wording but u get the jist of it ;)

[Smurf]

Not a film, but a telly program.
(Bet LnL will get this one!)

"Ahm goany stick this so far up your a$$ they'll think Doc Maarten's started makin hats"

"Ahm gonny make ma wee boy a new saddle fay his bike outa your butt cheeks"

and

"Set phasars tae malky!"

:D:cool:

[eddie 44]

who,s having a go at me, you think of anybody who might have a
old score to settle.

who,s big enough to take you on....

well there was a few.

like who.....

....yeah , there all dead !:dead:

[Big Col]

Smurf that was from Chewing the fat on last night. :)

[Smurf]

quote:Originally posted by Big Col

Smurf that was from Chewing the fat on last night. :)


Correct!

Made me PMSL, so I thought I'd share it!
:D

[Burple]

Here's aonther one for ya Smurf...

"Ah'm gonnae stick yer teeth so far doon yer throat you'll be able to pick the jaggy bits outa yer sh*te!"

Or another fave from another show....

"I'm gonna rip out yer eyes and stick them down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap outa you!" :D:D:D:D
Anyone?