NMS Censorship

[The Dogfather]

Everyone will have noticed that certain words such as **** (fornication, rhymes with luck) and sh*t (poop) are automatically censored but has anyone (non mod) tried to find out which words are banned and invented alternatives? Just like in Father Ted.....

sh*t (poop, rhymes with spit) alternative - Shat
**** (Fornicate, rhymes with luck) alternative - Feck

So test your knowledge of expletives, suggestions for bad words please.....

I wonder how long before one of the mods shuts this thread down.....

[Julz]

<walks in on thread, reads it, shakes head and tuts, walks away again>

Do you not know that it's rude to swear, the only words to be used on here are words that you could say infront of your granny!!:clown:

[The Dogfather]

I'm in the process of setting up a bulletin board for work and I wondered about using the censorship option.

[The Dogfather]

on a similar vein has anyone seen the Viz Profanisaurus (http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaurus%2Fprofan_index.php%3Ffb%3D1)

Add

***** - Cat rhymes with hussy!

[john]

quote:Originally posted by Julz

<walks in on thread, reads it, shakes head and tuts, walks away again>

Do you not know that it's rude to swear, the only words to be used on here are words that you could say infront of your granny!!:clown:



My Grannies have both long since passed away:dead:


so what bar steward is going to start the ball rolling:)

[The Dogfather]

**** - Rhymes with Tank, five knuckle shuffle. One-handed work out to a Cindy Crawford exercise video.

Blimey it got through!

[Gismo]

Keeping a close eye on this and wonders when Low_n_Loud_1 will make an appearance :evil:;)

[seany]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

Keeping a close eye on this and wonders when Low_n_Loud_1 will make an appearance :evil:;)


soon!

[Burple]

quote:Originally posted by Bonnie Scotland

Keeping a close eye on this and wonders when Low_n_Loud_1 will make an appearance :evil:;)



Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy.... no fair...
I been watching this one from the start...
Just cos I can't say **** **** sh*t sh*te or ***** doesn't mean I won't post ya know... ;););):D
Sure I can find plenty others that'll get thru if I *really* tried...

By the way... anyone know of any other place names that will get Censored??
I mean really.... what the **** is wrong with S****horpe? ;);):cool::D:p

[The Dogfather]

quote:
Sure I can find plenty others that'll get thru if I *really* tried...

By the way... anyone know of any other place names that will get Censored??
I mean really.... what the **** is wrong with S****horpe? ;);):cool::D:p

Go on try!

This place would be censored: -

http://www.mini2.com/gallery/personal/20007/44553.jpg

[The Dogfather]

Good work Steve!!!!

[Steve74]

I'm sure bollocks and boobs were up North! ;)

[The Dogfather]

Steve

Top bollocks and boobs are North but bollocks, t**t and m*** are definately South!

Soon to be moderated!

Edit:- It had to happen soon :evil:

[Steve74]

Ah - this better?

[Burple]

So.... we're allowed to say things like we love the mods
snigger snigger snigger.. ;):p:D






p.s.. if that offends anyone... you can just **** off!!
tee hee... only kidding, if anyone's upset I'll remove the rude words... :blackeye:

[Gismo]

Now look what you made me do :approve:
Now, let's see if we can all behave ourselves just like adults ;):I

[The Dogfather]

By the power vested in me I now pronounce this thread unlocked! All I did was edit the original thread!

Look a hole in the Matrix! Locked by mod, unlocked by BDM.

[Gismo]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini
By the power vested in me I now pronounce this thread unlocked! All I did was edit the original thread!
Look a hole in the Matrix! Locked by mod, unlocked by BDM.
Sorry to say, i locked it and cleaned it up then reopened it ;) looks like i'll have to wield the magic wand again though :evil:

[The Dogfather]

Damn it, I thought I'd found a hole.

Probably a good idea to lock it though, I can't be trusted!

[The Dogfather]

Steve, you are a class act........

[Steve74]

quote:Originally posted by bad dog mini

Steve, you are a class act........


Trying to keep it clean for the family audience ;)

[Heather]

..........tribal wanders in and thinks she fallen upon a boys prep school noticeboard. Shakes head and wanders out............

[GAJ]

Children, children! I think I'll nip out to the garden and eat a worm!

[john]

so thats two worms youve eaten then:D

[weefossy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not worms, it took me weeks to get rid of the last one!!

[The Dogfather]

Worm, try eating a bird they eat worms.

Bird, try eating a cat they eat birds.

Cat, tempting but I'll stop there!

[Eggy7496]

Just reading through the posts, so if u swear or say anything offensive, does it automatically get starred out ****?? or is it the mods that do it? Also BDM how did u manage to put that sign in the photo? pretty smart

[The Dogfather]

Eric - The original sign is real (on Orkney), the changes where made by Steve74.

[Eggy7496]

LOL, theres a sign i pass all the time on my way back to the broch from abs "TART" lol but urs is far better. looked like a good wee roadie that your sign was on

[The Dogfather]

Loads of good roads up there, all in good condition as they just been redone with european money. There quite but pretty sh*tty, my car looked like it'd been through the sewers of Turin on the ferry back.

[Eggy7496]

aye but i bet it was excellent fun! lol

[The Dogfather]

Best bit was the other side of the water Between Thruso and Ullapool via Durness, hence the Twilight Run next year.

[Eggy7496]

i was going to say is that the roads on your un until i noticed the word "ferry" in ur previous post, i was thinking, did BDM mention ferry on his run? hehe